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Lord Shplane at 12:57PM, Aug. 7, 2007

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Hello, I am Lord Shplane. I hate Humanity, and plan to kill/enslave you all. Err… I mean… I love humanity? And I intend to give you puppies? Yeah, that works.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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ZeroVX at 1:09PM, Aug. 7, 2007

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Welcome to the Duck!

Yo! Cthulhu! I think you have some competition!

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Cthulhu at 1:28PM, Aug. 7, 2007

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No.

I refuse.

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Dark Clown at 2:07PM, Aug. 7, 2007

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Welcome new Flesh Creature!! would you like some Cold hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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Bocaj at 2:56PM, Aug. 7, 2007

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Riddle me this Lord Shplane…
what flavor puppies??

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FanGurlZ at 6:53PM, Aug. 7, 2007

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Puppies of what kind?

Homophobia: The irrational fear that gays will break in and re-arrange your furniture against your will.

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maritalbliss at 10:20AM, Aug. 8, 2007

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Welcome Lord Shplane, best of luck with your plans for enslavement.

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usedbooks at 10:54AM, Aug. 8, 2007

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I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords.

Used Books / DeviantArt / Other Stuff

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Insanity at 11:57AM, Aug. 8, 2007

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How many puppies will you give to me for devouring…
I mean torture…
I mean loving, yes. Loving.
jk, jk

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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Lord Shplane at 2:38PM, Aug. 8, 2007

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Dark Clown
Welcome new Flesh Creature!! would you like some Cold hot Cola?

I prefer my cola to be Cold only, but am intrigued by the possibility of it being both.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Lord Shplane at 2:41PM, Aug. 8, 2007

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Bocaj
Riddle me this Lord Shplane…
what flavor puppies??

Chocolate Chip. I believe this also answers FanGurlZ's question.

And to Insanity, It depends on how loyal you are to my new regime. Err.. I mean… How much money you give to starving orphans? Yeah, I'll go with that.

Edit: To Runosonta
Mid to large size puppies. Unless you prefer small ones, I can put them in little candy boxes even.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Strikenmist at 10:27AM, Aug. 9, 2007