Just gonna show an certain person how it's done.

the plot: There's an Tournament going on that's much like fightexplison, only the rules is slightly different. you don't picked randomly to fight only one random person. it seems to be an all out brawl. and you get selected by this evil supercomputer with an superior AI who seems to have this strange power to transport people against their will though time and space, into the Arena for it's own purposes. the supercomputer claims that it can grant one wish to the winner (of course there can be only be one!)

but will you really trust this so-called supercomputer to grant you that one wish? What if it is using this tournament to somehow take over the world?
will you go along with this, or will you protest being put into the tournament against your will by trying to find allies to band with, to fight your way out of this in order to find the supercomputer and kick it's evil ass?

How you rpg this is up to your choice… however..the kick is… you gonna rpg this around your own Avatar as your character!

however.. there's a few rules.

1.no God-Moding. All Avatars are equal.
2.no one-shot kills. none of that “Slices up (name) into a million pieces and then aims for (other person), shoots at that person” crap.. you know who you are!! it just takes the fun out of an game like this. give other people an chance to really play, will you?
3. respect other people and play nicely however you can. there IS people behind those avatars… so no offensive name-calling.

failure to follow the rules, will get me calling an mod on your ass and having you warned severely, or possibly even banned from the forum games.

have fun!

Aurora Moon was sneaking up on a bunch of bandits, and were about to cast an spell to fry their asses when all of a sudden–

she found herself standing in the middle of an arena pit with millions of cheering speactors cheering her on.

“WTF?! I was in the middle of working on levelling up and all of a sudden I'm here? what the ^%^#%# is going on?” Aurora said outloud, looking about.

“Please welcome Aurora Moon, an Gothic elf with white hair in what appears to be an witch's outfit… one of the very first contestants to join us in the very first Avatar Tourament!!” an mechincal voice boomed.

people clapped wildly.

“Hey, wait a mintue!! I didn't sign up for anything like this! what do I get if I win anyway.”

“One free wish, of course! You'll get anything your little heart could ever desire..anything. gold, fame.. even power!”

“uh, okay…” Aurora Moon stratched her head, unsure what to do at this point.

Mike was trying to catch up to his sister Misty. she was on one of her rage binges again. when he was about to catch her…

he's suddenly in a colosium.

Aurora looks over to an odd fox-like person who seems confused at having appeared here suddenly.

“you too, huh?”

From the sky falls a chinese teenager, looking upon certain death, when luckily his stiff hair catches and digs itself into the wall, saving him.

“Er…lil' help here?”

timmy, jimmy and bob (conjoint twins) were minding their own buisness on MSN messenger when all of a sudden they fell through the screen and ended up in a crazy arena with a pychotic fox and crazy elf woman and said “ sugar…. sugar!…. SUGAR!” (a bit random)and they saw a chinese person in a wall

“Boy, this is getting weirder by the mintue…” Aurora Moon muttered, as she pulled the Chinese guy with the spiky hair out of the wall.

“And WHAT is with that weird three-headed bouncing thing? WTF is that?”

The evil supercomputer AI chuckled in that typical evil fashion as he oversaw the progress from his hidden cameras.

he then turned on speaker phone mode, so that the players of the arena could hear it.

“Well, more players should be on the way, but I think this is enough to start the tournament off, don't you think? (*evil laugh here*) so to sum up, one person who survives this tournament wins an FREE wish from me! So get on to battling, my little warriors, do me proud!”

“That free wish thing does sound good, but I must protest against this tournament on principle. After all, you can't just pull random people out of their reality to perform for your twisted pleasure!” Aurora Moon grumbled, flicking at a few white stray hairs out of her eyes.

“I gotta get outta here. my sis is on a rampage! if I don't stop her, everything might get destroyed!”

Sitting on the floor, recovering from the fall, adapted to his surroundings.

“Let's see here. Wishes, tournament, evil AI, goth elves, a red fox and three bouncing balls. Heh. Balls.”

AQua_ng chuckles inanely for a while.

“Wait, what? Fighting? I can't fight, only Joe can. My kung fu is weak, his kung fu is strong!”

AQua_ng tries to subtly edge his way out of sight.

the conjoint triplet balls are going nuts

“fighting…. fighting!! …. FIGHTING!!!”

they start going crazy around the arena and eat all the spectators….. and talk about economic im balance in posh tones of voice (they have 3 brains but only one can dominate at anyone time).

Super Pirate Jesus appiered out of no where and looked around.

“Bless thy children and…..HOLY SHIT I STILL HAVE SOME CANDY IN MY POCKET!”

stuffs a hairy jaw breaker in mouth.

The PF Recruit Dan was bored during his patrol and decided to have a little joyride with a perfectly undamaged and fine SV-001 left abandoned in the middle of desert (Abandoned by main Metal Slug characters). As he began to drive through the desert, a huge sandstorm engulfed the tank and himself, and next thing he knew, he was in some sort of a stadium… with three bouncing heads, a red fox, a guy with four gravity-defying spiky hairs, and an elf…?

Dan: "Oh, my commander is SO going to kill me for this."

He looked around and everyone and kept trying to bite his jawbreaker.

“Hmm….A giant voice from the heavans??? GOD IS THAT YOU!?!?!?!”

“JESUS CHRIST” quite litrally. u could tell the brothers were scared, but they still managed to steal that stupid jawbreaker right from JC's mouth.

Dan: “Gasp! You're that Super Pirate Jesus from my dream! …Who stole my candy from Halloween of 1978!”

Dan began to aim the SV-001's main cannon at SPJ and fired a cannon.

BOOM!

The cannon travelled good for about 5 feet, but it fell down and exploded.

Dan: “D'oh!”

“well that was stupid…” he then proceeded to slap the bouncing heads with his tails. “and don't steal candy form people! ESPECIALLY Jesus!”

Uh… my avatar just… like… sits there. 0_o

Aurora Moon looked at the chinese guy with the spiky hair, who was trying to hide himself by egding away.

“so you and me, what do you say to trying to find a way out of this maddess and kick that comptuer AI's ass until it sends us back where we belong? I'm Aurora Moon by the way.”

the conjoint twins spin and bring the big robot thing to the ground

Dan: “Good thing I smuggled these Armor Piercing shells from the camp!”

AP Cannon add-on complete.

Dan: “Take that, Super Pirate Jesus!”

BOOM!

Now it overshoots and nails Kenny.

Stan: “Oh my God, you killed Kenny!”
Kyle: “You bastard!”

He looked around at everyone.

“…..Maddness…..truly madness has overtaken the earth since i have been gone for about….oh 2006 years? But mr big scary cannon dude and Tripple smiley robot thing probably dont know that…..I HAVE JESUS VISION!”

he fired a couple of lasers past their heads and missing them on purpouse spelling the word “Jesus” on the wall.

“NOW WHERE IS MY GODDAMMED JAWBREAKER!”

Dan: “Jesus vision?! You really ARE the guy who stole my candies from Halloween of 1978 in my dream!”

Dan fires another AP shell at Super Pirate Jesus, only to miss and hit the spelling “Jesus” on the wall.

Dan: “Uh… I SO didn't meant to hurt your feelings, Jesus… up in the heavens… not… the Pirate… freak…”

“GOD HIT HIM WITH A FREAKING LIGHTNING BOLT!!!”

He stood and tapped his foot unpatiently.

“I KNEW YOU LIKED MOSES BETTER!! ”

Immediently SPJ went into a fury and started firing multiple rounds of lasers in random places.

Ducking from the lasers, AQua_ng introduced himself.

“My name is AQua_ng, but you can call me -ARGH!”

“What?”

A laser had just missed his ear.

“Let's get out of here!”

“Nice to meet you Aqua!” Aurora said rather loudly, as she focused on casting an sheild spell around the two of them, and then grabbed him to make a run for it.

however, the evil supercomptuer noticed the pair wasn't fighting each other like they should had been, and appeared to be attempting to run out of the tourament arena!

so he had robots pop up in their path, preventing the escape!

the conjoint triplets,using the robots as a distraction, bounce on aqua_ng 's hair until it goes flat and the taunting brain has a few words to say

“now your only power is gone. In theory your screwed”

Aurora looked at the odd bouncing balls. “wait, how did you do that if I had an sheild spell around us?”

“our super bouncing power piss off the shield particles and make them go away”

“Uh, makes sense I guess.” Aurora stratched her head, and then conjured up an fireball in her hand. “Now don't make me fight you. I'm not in the mood to fight something strange as you.”

Dan looks at the robots.

Dan: “Le-fucking-gasp! You guys are the ones who stole my candies from Halloween of 1978- not from a dream! DIE PLZ!!!”

Dan fires another AP shell at the robots, but miss horribly and nails Super Pirate Jesus in the head, exploding. (No kill intended. Just comedy.)

Dan: “Sorry, the guy who stole my candies from Halloween of 1978 in my dream!”