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Orange at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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“So that's how a pen works….”

Paper cut!

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korosu at 4:24PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you know your circulatory system is in full function!

I was in a car accident and my car was totaled.

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imshard at 5:31PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You now have a reason to go buy that new Sportster you've had your eye on!

my hand got stapled to the table by a brad-gun

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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BloodTh at 7:07PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you'll have somethin' to write on where ever you go.

I'm goin' to go blind next week.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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therealtj at 9:32PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You can lower your standards on a girl friend!

Shplane is the father of my man-baby.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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korosu at 9:44PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Well, that's bound to make some news!

I can't pay my rent!

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BloodTh at 9:47PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You're goin' to die in the house, just to piss off the landlord.

I'm losin' my hold on sanity.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Lord Shplane at 9:49PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Insanity is the best thing EVER.

Coveinant.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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korosu at 9:53PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Well, he went to bed, so he's gone…for now, at least.

The orphanage blew up.

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BloodTh at 9:53PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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it is a place ya can meet new friends!

My mind seems to be easily read by hot girls I don't even know.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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korosu at 9:54PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Well, once they figure out what you've got goin' on up there, they won't be reading it for long.

I'm on fire!

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Lord Shplane at 9:55PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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That makes you hawt.

None of my friends have a PS3, therefore I have no one to play Resistance with. And I fucking love Resistance.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Coveinant at 9:57PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Who needs friends when your the ass Shplane!

I'm pissed I feel like killing all of you

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 9:59PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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killin' us won't solve anythin.

Ko, was that sapposed to be a crack about me bein' gay, or just that perverted?

People think I'm gay, when I'm not.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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korosu at 10:33PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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BloodTh
Ko, was that sapposed to be a crack about me bein' gay, or just that perverted?

Well…no, not gay. I dunno, it was just the first thing I came up with. :P

Well, at least you're almost guaranteed a job at the GAP.

I realized the sandwich meat I just ate expired last month.

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BloodTh at 10:38PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you have a defense system almost as strong as mine! (Seriously, apart from somethin' called Kawasaki's disease, I haven't been truely sick since I was 10.)

My inner demons are takin' me over more frequently.

And Ko, it don't matter. If hot girls could read my mind, they'd probably stop, as I really am that perverted.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 12:00AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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You'll eventually be the lord of the demonic plane!

my Goth ex-girlfirend is stalking me

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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BloodTh at 12:01AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Goths are usually hot… hook back up with her!

I have no chance of becomin' the best Halo player ever.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 12:05AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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you still have a whole lifetime of other games you can be good at!

I keep being mistaken for a gay guy because I'm always so stylishly dressed, devilishly handsome, witty and inteligent.

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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BloodTh at 12:09AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least no one has mistaken you for AQua!

I havea hunger that is never sated, which gets me in trouble a lot.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 12:13AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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hey at least you never feel like insulting somebody's cooking!

My brother in-law died.

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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therealtj at 7:02AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Think of all the things he left you in his will!

Every one who watched the news last night knows that Shplane is the father of my man baby!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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kitty17 at 10:25AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Atleast, he's forced to give you child support.

I got food poisoning.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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Sea_Cow at 10:27AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Adds flavor.

Genstru is in the Top Drawer, and he doesn't appear to be leaving.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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kitty17 at 10:53AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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…I don't know what the bright side of that is… D:

Um…atleast he makes everyone who failed seem like they actually have some win in them.

I chopped the fingers off my drawing hand.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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Sea_Cow at 11:01AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Now you can practice with the other hand until technically, you're ambidextrous!

I am so happy to finally be back home

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therealtj at 11:38AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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No addition?

Shplane is refuning to send me child support for my starving man baby.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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Lord Shplane at 12:20PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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You can get a test taken to see who the real father is, then make him pay you money.

Squirrel guy won't stop hounding me about a baby that isn't mine.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Coveinant at 4:08PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least you know you have another enemy.

I've beaten every video game I have and I'm bored to tears.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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korosu at 4:45PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Well, at least you've fulfilled your purpose in life and can now die happy.

I have leprosy.

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