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The Chuck Norris game
Shintouku
at 5:18PM, Jan. 13, 2007
Darth Vader used to be perfectly healthy….then he made of of Chuck Noris!!
aw dag i messed it up
PorQ me
PorQ me
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:34PM
Wolfer
at 5:19PM, Jan. 13, 2007
Iceland used to be a pretty quiet country, devoid of technology. Then Norris showed up…
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:51PM
Krensada
at 1:57AM, Jan. 14, 2007
If Chuck norris waves hi to you, it will throw you against the wall.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:21PM
nerdsareinvading
at 10:50AM, Jan. 16, 2007
they say stroking chuck norris's beard will add six years to your life expectancy, however the following roundhouse kich to the head is said to tkae a way 300 years, therefore ripping open aspace time flux and destroys the universe…great going your incomprehensible lust to stroke chuck norris's beard has doomed us all…idiot…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
nerdsareinvading
at 10:55AM, Jan. 16, 2007
most people that believe in god wear a WWJD wrist band…jesus wears a wristband that says WWCND…(what would chuck norris do?)
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
nerdsareinvading
at 10:55AM, Jan. 16, 2007
whats the difference between chuck norris and hercules???
hercules is only half god…
hercules is only half god…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
nerdsareinvading
at 10:56AM, Jan. 16, 2007
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!
too much to be legal…
too much to be legal…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
nerdsareinvading
at 11:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
nerdsareinvading
at 11:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007
chuck norris needs a concealed weapons permit to wear pants…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Krensada
at 4:51AM, Jan. 18, 2007
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:21PM
nerdsareinvading
at 4:55PM, Jan. 18, 2007
chuck nooris is currently sewing ABC for the name of the show “law and order” claiming he has a copyright on those names for his left and right arms…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Krensada
at 8:34AM, July 5, 2007
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fern
at 10:10AM, July 5, 2007
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Krensada
at 12:38PM, July 5, 2007
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fern
at 12:39PM, July 5, 2007
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
Krensada
at 12:41PM, July 5, 2007
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:22PM
fern
at 12:43PM, July 5, 2007
Chuck Norris uses Internet Explorer 5… and it's still more powerful than IE6.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
nerdsareinvading
at 12:49PM, July 5, 2007
chuck norris has no need for sunglasses, the sun knows what would happen if it were to be a nuisance to chuck…
the babylon tower was really destroyed by chuck norris, he would not allow there to be something bigger than his leg muscles…
bigfoot is really chuck norris' last beard that ran away in fear…
if chuck norris were to have a wish and he wished to be transformed into the ultimate weapon…he would turn into his right leg…
ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? chuck norris had a bean burrito for lunch…
yes, i did make all of these up on the spot…
the babylon tower was really destroyed by chuck norris, he would not allow there to be something bigger than his leg muscles…
bigfoot is really chuck norris' last beard that ran away in fear…
if chuck norris were to have a wish and he wished to be transformed into the ultimate weapon…he would turn into his right leg…
ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? chuck norris had a bean burrito for lunch…
yes, i did make all of these up on the spot…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
Krensada
at 12:51PM, July 5, 2007
(good one nerds)
Chuck norris Doesn't need instructions to program his Dvd player.
Chuck norris Doesn't need instructions to program his Dvd player.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:22PM
fern
at 12:52PM, July 5, 2007
Chuck Norris does not wait in line for an iPhone… The iPhone comes to him.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
nerdsareinvading
at 12:58PM, July 5, 2007
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
fern
at 1:00PM, July 5, 2007
Chuck Norris is its own gender.
(Why I am not writing for Conan O'Brien… I have no idea)
(Why I am not writing for Conan O'Brien… I have no idea)
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nerdsareinvading
at 1:04PM, July 5, 2007
some dont believe in god…god doesn't believe in chuck norris…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
fern
at 1:06PM, July 5, 2007
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
nerdsareinvading
at 1:08PM, July 5, 2007
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
fern
at 1:11PM, July 5, 2007
nerdsareinvading
chuck …
C'mon nerd' you can do it!
Chuck Norris has his own zip code.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
nerdsareinvading
at 1:14PM, July 5, 2007
chuck…chuck………………..peoplesaythattheworldrevolvesaoruondthesun,buthtesun
revolvesaroundchucknorris!!!…
revolvesaroundchucknorris!!!…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
fern
at 2:25PM, July 5, 2007
nerdsareinvading
chuck…chuck………………..peoplesaythattheworldrevolvesaoruondthesun,buthtesun
revolvesaroundchucknorris!!!…
Nicely done.
Chuck Norris' has his own card game.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
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