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ZeroVX
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God created the world. Chuck Norris created God.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:58PM
fern
at 5:28PM, July 5, 2007
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Only Chuck Norris can double-post.
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ZeroVX
at 5:38PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris' power level is way OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!
(You had to have known that I would do this.)
(You had to have known that I would do this.)
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:58PM
fern
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Only Chuck Norris knows what really happened to Amelia Earhart…
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
drgngrl
at 10:08PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris does not need to replace light bulbs; he merely demands the sun to put its energy inside the clear globes.
For playtime, Chuck swims in the galaxy with the sun as his warmth and the planets to play pool with.
Chuck is not height deprived; he was just too scary for earth that earth made itself bigger.
(yeh lots a jokes, some taken some made…chuck made me do it!)
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris does not need to replace light bulbs; he merely demands the sun to put its energy inside the clear globes.
For playtime, Chuck swims in the galaxy with the sun as his warmth and the planets to play pool with.
Chuck is not height deprived; he was just too scary for earth that earth made itself bigger.
(yeh lots a jokes, some taken some made…chuck made me do it!)
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ZeroVX
at 4:06AM, July 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris doesn't die. He just takes breaks.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:58PM
fern
at 10:00PM, July 6, 2007
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Jesus was really Chuck Norris in disguise.
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Krensada
at 8:37AM, July 12, 2007
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Chuck Norris can crush a walnut with his eyelids.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:22PM
fern
at 10:06AM, July 12, 2007
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Only Chuck Norris was allowed to be in E3.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
mechanical_lullaby
at 2:49AM, July 13, 2007
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Chuck Norris sucks.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:57PM
ZeroVX
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mechanical_lullaby
Chuck Norris sucks.
*gasp*
BLASPHEMER!!!
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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nerdsareinvading
at 4:13PM, July 13, 2007
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chuck norris says this thread is a disgrace to his testicles' names…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
fern
at 10:26PM, July 13, 2007
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Chuck Norris' urine has healing powers.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
TheMidge28
at 10:51AM, July 14, 2007
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here's two…
Chuck Norris doesn't use tenderizer.
Chuck Norris hates kittens.
Chuck Norris doesn't use tenderizer.
Chuck Norris hates kittens.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
fern
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Chuck Norris is not an admin, but he is allowed to ban people.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
AQua_ng
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Chuck Norris is the cause for up rising sea levels - he made the ocean piss itself.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:56AM
fern
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Only Chuck Norris is more witty than AQua'.
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Shintouku
at 9:44PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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The chuck norris of this world is a skin cell of the original chuck norris.
aw dag i messed it up
PorQ me
PorQ me
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:34PM
Lord Shplane
at 9:54PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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Chuck Norris is more dashing than AQua.
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:40PM
Mister Mew
at 3:46AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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Chuck Norris is cool!(What? It's true!)
I like pie!!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:04PM
Krensada
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Chuck Norris can take baths in toxic waste with no ill effects. in fact it only makes him stronger.
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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Slowbro
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:48PM
Krensada
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Chuck Norris stopped world war one even before he was born.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:22PM
Slowbro
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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Krensada
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WHoevers in charge lock this one! people are repeating them now!
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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imshard
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The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is himself.
He shaves by roundhousing his face.
He shaves by roundhousing his face.
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Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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bluebot092
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the hulk isnt real…its just chuck norris painted green with purple pants
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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tokyopimp5764
at 5:56AM, Oct. 10, 2007
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chuck norris orders a big mac at burger king and gets one.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 4:32PM
bluebot092
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chuck norris doesnt die…he just takes a nap under ground
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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BloodTh
at 12:32PM, Oct. 11, 2007
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Chuck Norris is such a skilled cook, he can unscramble an egg!
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