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Chelano at 10:41AM, May 3, 2006
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A: I only have one….wanted two for a long time though

Q: Do you sing in the shower…and what song???
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AQua_ng at 12:43PM, May 3, 2006
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A. The Offspring: Can't my head around you.

Q. What's the sound of three hands clapping?

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Ian Jay at 2:16PM, May 3, 2006
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A: Cl-cla-clp-thp.

~IJ

Q: Whose stupid idea was it to revive this game from the last DD forum?
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Adariel at 11:07PM, May 3, 2006
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A: that guy above you

Q: where the hell is carmen san diego?
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Anonymous at 3:12AM, May 4, 2006
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in the north pole

what is rain?
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Ozoneocean at 3:33AM, May 4, 2006
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A: According to the ancients it was the jizz of the sky-god with which he fertilised mother Earth.

Q: Do you like being jizzed on by the sky?
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Blitz at 5:49AM, May 4, 2006
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A: According to the ancients it was the jizz of the sky-god with which he fertilised mother Earth.

Q: Do you like being jizzed on by the sky?

A: No, and that sky-god really needs to piss off.

Q: What colour are your vent covers?
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AQua_ng at 7:13AM, May 4, 2006
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A. Orangey-blue

Q. How many socks are you wearing?

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Chelano at 8:06AM, May 4, 2006
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A: two and a half

Q: One up or two down?
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magickmaker at 1:57PM, May 4, 2006
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Seventeen Sideways.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it was a forum poster who called everyone gay?
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Ozoneocean at 2:31PM, May 4, 2006
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A: You're gay.

Q: You're gay?
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Ozoneocean at 4:29PM, May 4, 2006
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A: Only when I'm wearing a red dress.

Q: Army boots or jogging shoes.

Ahhh, you guys can be Sherlock and Watson and I'll be Mrs Marple.
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Adariel at 5:56PM, May 4, 2006
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A: no, but he will smell in a couple of days

Q: did the DNA mapping project find the chromosome for sarcasm?
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Anonymous at 1:24AM, May 5, 2006
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Yes.

Who are you?
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Anonymous at 2:21AM, May 5, 2006
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Your worst yet slighty fluffy nightmare

Boo!
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Ozoneocean at 3:05AM, May 5, 2006
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A: Fluffy things don't scare me!!!!!

Q: If you could have a second identity, what would it be and why would you have one?
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Blitz at 5:56AM, May 5, 2006
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A: i dont know maybe something death oriented 2 agre with me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ~cackles and posts a broken image~

Q: ?
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AQua_ng at 2:10PM, May 5, 2006
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A. pi.

Q. e?

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Ozoneocean at 2:21PM, May 5, 2006
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A: BY GUM!

Q: Your favourite euphemism?
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VegaX at 2:40PM, May 5, 2006
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A: I dont like euphemisms, they make me sneeze..

Q: What is this thing you humans call love?

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Ozoneocean at 2:56PM, May 5, 2006
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A: Raging hormones, lust, and freaky-hot-sweaty-hairy-smelly-wet-bits-of-sexy-goodness.

Q: Why on earth would anyone feel a desperate BURNING NEED to have their forum account deleted after only four posts, all of which concern the subject of said account's deletion?
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Terminal at 6:31PM, May 5, 2006
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Because they didn't think about the fact that the internet forgets nothing.

If Samuel L. Jackson ever recited the poem "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?“ would it sound something like ”Alright, muthafuckers. Who here stole the muthafucking cookie, from the fucking cookie jar?! "

.: Myxomatosis :.
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Terminal at 11:05PM, May 5, 2006
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WHAT?!?! Now I know you didn't just copy me son.

What is a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram?

.: Myxomatosis :.
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AQua_ng at 1:43AM, May 6, 2006
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Roflcoptor. I think.

Do two wrongs make a right?

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VegaX at 4:24AM, May 6, 2006
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A: No, and two THONGS don't make a right either.

Q: Is the fastest way from IX to the planet Arrakis to fold space?

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elogotar at 6:19AM, May 6, 2006
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No, it's by teleporting. Duh.

Is everyone in the world robots except for me?
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Ozoneocean at 7:20AM, May 6, 2006
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A: Yes. We're are all robot aliens and now we know that you're human, you're in for ONE HELL of a gang-probing!

Q: What's so bad about leather pants?
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AQua_ng at 7:27AM, May 6, 2006
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Q. This

A. Have ye ever heard of a thing called butter?

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Blitz at 8:28AM, May 6, 2006
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Q: Katanas or rapiers?
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Ozoneocean at 8:40AM, May 6, 2006
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A: Rapiers. Katanas are far too popular.

Q: ipds, podcasting etc… Does this means that the body-snatchers have taken over?
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