Here's one I remembered a little while back. My friend used it a little while back.

“I have Seinfeld on DVD”
“So what?”
“… Damn, I was hoping that would work”

I think she just got up and left

thats probably the worst pick up line ive ever heard . . . lol . . . mines;
hey gorgeous looking for a good time? yes? sorry i bothered you.

I am a little too young for pick up lines.

But the worst one I used is:

“Hey, how's it going?”

honestly, that line never works for a girl you hardly even know, especially in my perspective.

Hi there, sexy. I'm picking you up right now. :)

This one always works:

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

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My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

Damn, that's good.

“good evening. Would you be interested in going on a date and potentially bearing my children and quitting your job to raise them?”


Stephen Colbert said it would work, too. :(

I've never used a pick up line on anybody… But I dunno if I've just never had anyone try one on me or that they need to be as subtle as a brick to the face before I notice.

One guy just had to eye me up and down and lick his lips and I was out of there like a cheetah on caffeine.

I've not gone back to that clothing store for at least a year now…

HIYA!

I'm Michaelangelo! Will you be my April O'Neal?

Ah some of these are hilarious. Please let me know if I'm not allowed to do this, but I'd like to post 3 one-panel comics I did on bad pickup lines. I'll wait to find out first if I'm allowed to before posting them though. :)

“Hey i don't have a job either!”

……not too smooth…

Come with me if you want to live!

A year later, I married her.

While on plane:
“So, where are you going?”

In the bar (wee hours):
Me- “This band's terrible, wanna get out of here?”
Courtney- “I think their pretty good”
Me- “We could listen to them on my stereo, I have a great system at home”
(My buddies don't let me forget this because my “great system” was a boombox, and the band was Stoli and the Beers, one of my favorites.

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“I have money.”

Always works.

Ha! That was one time used on Amanda and me. We were also asked to go under the bleachers. No, it didn't work.

I get a lot of “Don't I know you from somewhere?” It causes me to pay attention to them for a moment, but it only worked one time by a waiter and we became friends on Facebook, but that's all.

I find what works best with getting my attention and getting the attention of others is just making eye contact and flashing a genuine smile. NO WINKING!

My roommate received this line once:

“My wife isn't the jealous type.”

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My roommate received this line once:

“My wife isn't the jealous type.”

Wow.. that's bad.

When I've dated people before I've received this one:

The dude: “You have a boyfriend?”
Me: “Uh, yeah.”
The dude: “Well, he's dumb. I'm better.”

I stick with:

“Hi”

Never used a pick up line…might be the fact that I'm a girl, but the worst I've ever heard…

“Are you wearing space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world”

The person who told me that had actually had a guy use that on her.

You know I draw Bellevue hills

and I end up getting phone numbers

http://www.drunkduck.com/Bellevue_Hills/

damn, i thought i was good looking…

heh not really. i don't really bother picking up on girls… this one night at a bar by my apartment a buddy and i were just kind of chilling, waiting for a pool table to open. then we notice these two girls, smokin hot, and we see every douchebag in the place eventually going up to them, to no avail. and we ended up after a while just laughing while watching, because it was a pretty bad batch. sideways visors, backwards sunglasses, skin industries shirts… the works. it was pretty funny. i think we actually ended up having to wait again for another table because we were too busy making fun of them.

A friend of mine actually had this one used on her years ago, and to this day we're still trying to figure out what the hell it means.

“Hey, if I were a squirrel, and you were a squirrel, I'd jump out of the tree so you could look at me.”

Either the man who said this is insane, or a genius, because we still remember it.

-W

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A friend of mine actually had this one used on her years ago, and to this day we're still trying to figure out what the hell it means.

“Hey, if I were a squirrel, and you were a squirrel, I'd jump out of the tree so you could look at me.”

Either the man who said this is insane, or a genius, because we still remember it.

-W

Maybe he meant to say something about nuts but he messed it up?

haha that would be pretty brazen…

“if i was a squirrel, and you were a squi-SUCK ON MY NUTS”

is that a keg in your back pocket, cause i wanna tap that ass.

oddly enough that worked once. you dont wanna see the girl it worked on though.

Kiss me, my tonsils itch.

Good evening, my name is _______ and I will be your one night stand, today.

Once you go gimp, you walk with a limp. (I am disabled RL)

My worst is thank I can think of is


“Hey! I like to draw, you like to draw, so lets draw a conclusion together”

If you were a poo…I wouldn't flush you.

Ok I haven't used it, but I'm planning to use it. Yup. I'm quite the mans lady as you can tell. You get some good woohoo after using that line, I guarantee it.

“I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?”
-John Barrowman in Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (acts in Torchwood)

The other day at Pizza Hut I tried to give my waitress a ring that I bought in the 25 cent machine thingy… I thought it would be funny but it seemed to really creep her out…

On Friday nights, me and my friends go get drunk in Trafalgar Square (place with fountains and statues in London). There's usually about 200 teenagers there from different groups, and this really, really, overweight girl came over to one of my friends and said “Hey, are you going to the picnic?! Cuz' I liked the look of your packed lunch!” I laughed alot.

There's also my autistic friend, who I invited out one day said to a girl I know: “Would you like me to roast my turky in your oven?”

Uhhh… Do I have to say neither of them worked?

I don't end up using pick up lines, becuase usually I'm in a loooong friendship first. Oh, apart from: “Oh my god, you have bread in your bag! I love bread!”