I am thoroughly convinced that among human males at least 1 out of 5 do not know the proper way to relieve their bladder. Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake. I am confounded as to how one could so completely miss the mark, not to mention the fact they don't even bother raising the toilet seat. Why would they do this? Can anyone provide an answer for this amazingly retarded and socially apathetic behavior?

some people just don't care. it's gross for many but that's our opinion.

still don't like sitting in piss.

I've seen worse. Like crappy graffiti on walls. LITERALLY CRAPPY graffiti…

*reaches for the Admin's brain bleach to try and wash away the bad memories*

Its cuz they overestimate the size of their sword.

Move closer. It ain't that big. :)

Yeah, it's annoying. Must be sooo hard to lift that seat up.

Still, as a school custodian, I'm going to say this.
The girls aren't saints either.

Chernobog
Yeah, it's annoying. Must be sooo hard to lift that seat up.

Still, as a school custodian, I'm going to say this.
The girls aren't saints either.

Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance. :)

kyupol

Chernobog
Yeah, it's annoying. Must be sooo hard to lift that seat up.

Still, as a school custodian, I'm going to say this.
The girls aren't saints either.

Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance. :)

A horrible cycle. Girls squat and miss the mark–then hastily wipe it up with no cleaner. Other girls know this and squat too- because they don't want taint on their taint.

I hate pubes on the seats too. You gotta fuckin…get closer and blow it away. And even then you sit with a wider area in the desinated non-pube zone.

This thread is hilarious.

I lift the seat. With my foot. >_<

Never go for a sit down on a public toilet if I can help it. And if I do, which is amazingly super rare, I'll use toilet paper to wipe the seat first.- Even so I usually only go to one of the better toilets in an art gallery, expensive store or something though.

It's called Backsplash. You're not pissing ON the seat but the splash coming up out of the bowl gets on everything. seat,handle,floor…
Like at a urinal,you're basically pissing against a wall so the splash gets on your unit, your hands, and your clothes.

Lol!
It's all in the technique man. :)
If you do it right there's almost no splash, and what there is doesn't go anywhere near the seat.

You get it on your dick when using a urinal? You're doing it wrong.

Sometimes I pee on the seat on purpose, and sometimes when I poop, I miss the bowl entirely, but that's by accident.

I assess a lot of buildings and speak to a lot of caretakers. If you knew what some peoples standard practises were, you would never, ever enter one of those cubicles!

i guess the only real sanitary way to urinate is on a bush.

(no childish puns or innuendo please.)

heheheh, sometimes when I'm pissing at a urinal and there's no one else in the bathroom, I piss on aaaalll of the urinal wall. So fun. And I make sure not to miss or anything, I don't wanna be gross.

I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!

Kroatz
I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!

Hector? Is that you?

ozoneocean
It's all in the technique man. :)
If you do it right there's almost no splash, and what there is doesn't go anywhere near the seat.

This is true.

Don't directly aim for the water when using a toilet, that creates the worst backsplash.

I find using the curved wall of the bowl to direct your stream into the water the best method. As for urinals, aim down.

when i pee, it's completely outa control!

PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!

You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

alwinbot
You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

Now,now, you don't want to piss anybody off.

(pun intended)

alwinbot

PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!

You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

But it's so hard.

Product Placement

Kroatz
I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!

Hector? Is that you?

HECTOR STOLE MY IDEA!
And I trusted him…

Kroatz

Product Placement

Kroatz
I usually just carry my private toilet around in my backpack. It's way cleaner!

Hector? Is that you?

HECTOR STOLE MY IDEA!
And I trusted him…

I love how he wanted to bejewel it.

GracehFaceh

alwinbot

PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!

You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

But it's so hard.

O_O
*passes out

JustNoPoint

GracehFaceh

alwinbot

PIT_FACE
when i pee, it's completely outa control!

You ladies gotta keep it in your pants.

But it's so hard.

O_O
*passes out

(high fives GracehFaceh) ;)

ozone's right about this.


Anyone notice that this thread is next to the “Warm Fuzzy Feeling” one?

kyupol
Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance.

I think ^that's hilarious.

Catastrophoria
I am thoroughly convinced that among human males at least 1 out of 5 do not know the proper way to relieve their bladder. Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake. I am confounded as to how one could so completely miss the mark, not to mention the fact they don't even bother raising the toilet seat. Why would they do this? Can anyone provide an answer for this amazingly retarded and socially apathetic behavior?

Catastrophoria
Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake.

Alot of people don't know this but peein' on the seat is code for…Ah, I dunno. Some people are just nasty, there I said it!

man, public toilets are for when you're high, drunk, or desperate. what are you expecting when you're sharing a lavatory with every druggie, wino, and grad student aline?

Orin J Master
man, public toilets are for when you're high, drunk, or desperate.

When else are you going to go to the restroom?