that's probably more nerdy than lazy…

sometimes when I'm too lazy to eat I'll just go to sleep to ease the hunger.

I didn't do this, but a friend of mine did.
Apparently he was out of clean underwear, and he didn't want to do the laundry - so he walked down to the mall and bought a new pack of underwear.
After he regaled us with the story we pondered philosophically - was this more or less lazy than laundering his dirty boxers? And we came to the conclusion that by making more work for himself he was lazier than if he had cleaned them.

It was a pretty weird day for all of us.


I used to not want to reach over for my drink, so I'd put together bunch of plastic bendy straws, put it in the cup, and drink from it so that I wouldn't have to reach for my cup.

BigFishComic
sometimes when I'm too lazy to eat I'll just go to sleep to ease the hunger.

I do that, or if I have to go to the bathroom, I'll just go to sleep so I don't have to walk up all those stairs.

when i'm in anypalace with a door i usually prefer to face the door.
i don't like people sneeking from behind me.

Green_Tangerine
When I was a store supervisor, I used to walk around with a clipboard, drawing cartoons on the 2nd page. If anyone came near, the top page was a partially-completed inventory sheet.

I think I used the same one for like.. 6 months.

HAHA! I used to do the same thing when I worked for Bose!

lazy… hu that pretty much is me in a nut shell. lets see. i put off my chores till someone else gets annoid enugh to do them. i dont wake up unless someone pushes me out of bed. i sleep thrugh some of my classes at school. i actually tried putting my head on the side of the table and just sweeping frys into my mouth. whenever i spill soda or a drink on the table i just purse my lips and suck it up. yea lazy is pretty much me.

Ooh! I got another one!
The other day, I was actually too lazy to go to sleep. I was looking over some stuff online, tired as hell, but didn't go to sleep because that would involve me having to get up and find somewhere other than my dingy little computer chair to collapse on.