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What would be your ideal 'technology-aided-body-suit'?
cartoonprofessor at 12:20AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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The Snamuh in my story remove their organic limbs (too innefficient) and replace them with technologically-aided limbs, designed for their particular task, eg; soldiers have weapons for arms.
What would be your ideal ‘body suit’?
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Custard Trout at 1:40AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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One with a toilet built into the crotch.

Either that, or lasers. Lot's of 'em.
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Rutger at 1:52AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I'm gonna agree with lasers. Also, replace my spine with a jet-pack or something. That would rock.

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marine at 3:07AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I'd piece by piece become Mega Man.
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Poke Alster at 3:11AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I would want to have a built in radio, a built in jetpack and a built in machine gun

:D
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cartoonprofessor at 5:29AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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One with a toilet built into the crotch.

Either that, or lasers. Lot's of 'em.
Ouch!
Lasers in the crotch!
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Vinnie at 5:50AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Something that would make me not be such a horrid dancer…=/
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AQua_ng at 6:04AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I would like to access the internet when I have my eyes closed.

And maybe something steam-punkish.

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Rutger at 6:08AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I'd like mine to come with cupholders, also…

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Custard Trout at 6:14AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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And maybe something steam-punkish.

Yes. How could I forget the glorinessness of steam-punk?

cartoonprofessor
Ouch!
Lasers in the crotch!

There was actually a DC villain who could shoot lasers and stuff from a giant codpiece that was part of his costume. His motivation was people laughing at him for having a small penis.

Here's the article, which I said I was going to find before realising I knew exactly where it was anyway.

So yeah, I want that thing he's wearing. But steam-punky. Cyber-punk would be ok as well.
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Rutger at 6:18AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Maybe the guy was Black Adder from the future? I remember Black Adder used to talk about his special collection of codpieces all the time.

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Custard Trout at 6:22AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Maybe the guy was Black Adder from the future? I remember Black Adder used to talk about his special collection of codpieces all the time.

I know have some very, very, disturbing images in my head that will probably haunt me forever, thank you, thank you very much.
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Rutger at 6:34AM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I know have some very, very, disturbing images in my head that will probably haunt me forever, thank you, thank you very much.

You're welcome. You're very welcome.

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
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kingofsnake at 12:42PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I'd be an Adrian Barbo-bot.

With Chainsaws for hands

And the strength of five gorillas
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Glarg at 1:14PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I'd only keep my brain and replace everything with robotic parts. Camera eyes that could switch to night vision, thermal vision, and default. An internal repair system to replace damaged brain tissue with stem cells to create new brain tissue, then have the various knowledge in my brain downloaded back into the new area. Another internal device I would need would be some sort of speech producer and speech recognition software. i still need to communicate, machine or not.

Various integrated weapons in my arms, my abdomen, my scapula, Knee caps, and yes the crotch. These weapons include Lasers, Tasers, Grappling hooks, and Tiny rocket propelled spiked grenades (flash/exploding).There would be wheels attached to my legs and forearms so that I can shift into a transportative mode. Don't forget the long robotic tail filled with miniature orb shaped spy drones.
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Rutger at 2:16PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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That's both awesome and frightening at the same time.

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kennatsu at 3:20PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Glarg has the right idea, but I'm going to add to that. I want to find a way to transfer my personality and soul to an artificial synthetic brain. That way I won't have to worry about a lifespan. Even if I had a totally artifical body keeping my brain would limit my lifespan to… say… 120 years at best. :)
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Glarg at 3:36PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Glarg has the right idea, but I'm going to add to that. I want to find a way to transfer my personality and soul to an artificial synthetic brain. That way I won't have to worry about a lifespan. Even if I had a totally artifical body keeping my brain would limit my lifespan to… say… 120 years at best. :)

To extend the lifespan you'd probably need little nanobots inside your head cavity with packets of stemcells within them, that way they can go down to the core of your brain and rebuild all of the old tissue, this will keep your brain from utterly dying out. With this kind of technology you'd literally be immortal…only wounds would be able to kill you. (also battery leaks, nanobot malfunction, weapons malfuction, virus in the computer, ect.)
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Fuzzy Modem at 3:52PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I had to come up with three different suits for my comic.

Heavy


Medium


Light


They're nothing too special. Fluid motion by means of inverse reactive repulsion (thank you Heinlein) with kinetic sheild generators.

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You ever seen the real life armor this guy made?

http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/15/project-grizzly-inventor-crafts-real-world-halo-suit-for-militar/



I've given up following my dreams. I just asked where they're going and I'm gonna meet them there.
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Bocaj at 4:32PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Here's the article, which I said I was going to find before realising I knew exactly where it was anyway.
Because few will read any of it (I skimmed it for massive amusement).

Basic happenings;
“So this entire comic is all about building up Coagula's character so she can dissolve a man's super-robot-cock.”
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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:10PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I'd like a suit that completely took away the need to breath so I could go anywhere unhindered. Also, an invisibilty device and jetpack. I wouldn't really want any weapons built into me, I'd just buy myself a big gun ( like this one: http://mcgibs.deviantart.com/art/Vulcan-Girl-63613939 ) :D
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Aurora Moon at 6:01PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Id love to have net access anytime like Major in the “ghost in the shell” series.
I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)
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kennatsu at 9:35PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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Glarg has the right idea, but I'm going to add to that. I want to find a way to transfer my personality and soul to an artificial synthetic brain. That way I won't have to worry about a lifespan. Even if I had a totally artifical body keeping my brain would limit my lifespan to… say… 120 years at best. :)

To extend the lifespan you'd probably need little nanobots inside your head cavity with packets of stemcells within them, that way they can go down to the core of your brain and rebuild all of the old tissue, this will keep your brain from utterly dying out. With this kind of technology you'd literally be immortal…only wounds would be able to kill you. (also battery leaks, nanobot malfunction, weapons malfuction, virus in the computer, ect.)

Of course, there's also the personality component going insane due to having lost its humanity. I remember watching this in Robocop 2…
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kyupol at 10:42PM, Oct. 14, 2007
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I dont care what the suit is as long as my underwear gets seen by everyone… as well as my magnificent anus. lol! I'll be wearing pants though…
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Rutger at 8:53AM, Oct. 15, 2007
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Screw what I said earlier, I want Boba Fett's armor.

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Custard Trout at 9:07AM, Oct. 15, 2007
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Of course, there's also the personality component going insane due to having lost its humanity. I remember watching this in Robocop 2…

This is only true if you didn't know or didn't want to be a robot, if you do it deliberately, then you obviously don't care if your humanity is lost.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Rutger at 12:28PM, Oct. 15, 2007
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Of course, there's also the personality component going insane due to having lost its humanity. I remember watching this in Robocop 2…

This is only true if you didn't know or didn't want to be a robot, if you do it deliberately, then you obviously don't care if your humanity is lost.

I'd imagine that if you consciously agree to become (part-)robot, you'd be ok with it. But sure, if you wake up and all of a sudden you actually got balls of steel…I know I'd freak the f*ck out.

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:59PM, Oct. 15, 2007
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Of course, there's also the personality component going insane due to having lost its humanity. I remember watching this in Robocop 2…

This is only true if you didn't know or didn't want to be a robot, if you do it deliberately, then you obviously don't care if your humanity is lost.

I'd imagine that if you consciously agree to become (part-)robot, you'd be ok with it. But sure, if you wake up and all of a sudden you actually got balls of steel…I know I'd freak the f*ck out.

Unless the robot parts actually send you crazy even if you choose to have them installed like in A.D Police.
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Coveinant at 8:27PM, Oct. 15, 2007
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Mine is a robotic suit that is supported by a system of supports, that can link directly into the nuero system of the body, this is for the control of a mech.

This is just the beggining, the suit is powered by energy gems. The suit can be super powered and can transform into a super mode with magna gloves and magna boots. there are ion thrusters on a titanium chest plate. there is a helmet is powered up and is greatly powered. I will download a picture as a sample this is not that easy to describe, I use these in a video game and in the future.
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Ozoneocean at 10:34PM, Oct. 15, 2007
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I'd be an Adrian Barbo-bot.

With Chainsaws for hands

And the strength of five gorillas
BASTARD! lol!
You made me spit my tea out! :)

I'm not seeing anything better than the toilet crotch model here though. I think Custard nailed it.
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