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What's your pirate name?
Poke Alster at 2:04PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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Rutger
I offer a handy 3-year 12-step plan on ‘How to become as awesome as Rutger’

Current price is $99.99

I accept creditards, paypal, cash and dodgy envlopes.
I will send you the dodgy envelope
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:46PM
jagris at 3:15PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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Iron Mary Vane

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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Rutger at 3:47PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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Poke Alster
Rutger
I offer a handy 3-year 12-step plan on ‘How to become as awesome as Rutger’

Current price is $99.99

I accept creditards, paypal, cash and dodgy envlopes.
I will send you the dodgy envelope

I'll be looking forward to it. Noone ever chooses the dodgy envelope…I'm all excited!

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:14PM
Poke Alster at 4:04PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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do i make the the dodgy envelope addressed to “rutger”? or is it Mr Dodgy Rutger?
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Rutger at 4:12PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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Poke Alster
do i make the the dodgy envelope addressed to “rutger”? or is it Mr Dodgy Rutger?

Attach it to a homing pigeon and tell it to head for the awesome. It'll find me.

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
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Poke Alster at 4:14PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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ok coolio, the homing pidgeon is on its way to “awesome”
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Rutger at 4:21PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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Poke Alster
ok coolio, the homing pidgeon is on its way to “awesome”

I'll let you know when it arrives. Thanks for the application! You too can be as awesome as I am!

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
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imshard at 12:05AM, Nov. 10, 2007
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Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:57PM
AaronThomasNelson at 12:26AM, Nov. 10, 2007
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Your pirate name is:
Black Harry Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
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