So I just learned the joys of this site today and immediately hopped on board seeing as this makes the comic hosting dilemma I'd been plagued with for years.

So hello there, I'm Bahamut2000X, a hopefully up and coming webcomic author who has been wanting to try my hand at this for years now, ever since the early days of my reading of Bob and George, and 8-Bit Theater.

Anywhos, good day all, glad to be here.

Welcome to the Drunk Duck Bahamut2000X. You will find this site to be great, and the people here are awesome!
I can't wait to see your comic!

Welcome! We're a great place to read comics and make comics, so I'm sure you'll be right at home. :)

Normally I'd welcome you with a basket of fresh fruit, but unfortunately I've been fruited out at the moment. All we have left are the vegetables, and no one seems to want a vegetable basket. Turnip, anyone?

I already enjoy it here. The system of putting my comics up now, but having the computer stick them up for me on a specific date is just brilliant! Now I can be lazy… errr productive and no one can tell the difference!

Hi, Bahamut! Welcome to the Duck ^.^ We're glad to have you join our ranks of awesome.

Oh, uh, hi Steely! Didn't see you there! (*hides stolen fruit basket*) Oooh, a turnip. How delightful! NOM NOM

Hey man,

Welcome to the mighty duck. Sit back and relax, our server will be by shortly with a complimentary beverage…

Fruits Basket? Too many guys and not enough girl characters in my mind… I, what, really?, oh, nevermind…

How about a complimentary meat and cheese basket? It would rock so much more. You could have ground beef, sirloins, fried chicken, barbeque eel, crispy fish sticks, all topped with various forms of cheese. It'll be truly brilliant I tells ya!

Bahamut2000X
Now I can be lazy… errr productive and no one can tell the difference!

I'll know, when you stop responding to my abusive comments.

After that he
How about a complimentary meat and cheese basket? It would rock so much more. You could have ground beef, sirloins, fried chicken, barbeque eel, crispy fish sticks, all topped with various forms of cheese. It'll be truly brilliant I tells ya!

Isn't this what they consider breakfast in Norway? I keep saying we need more Vikings around here. Break out the longships and put your backs into it lads: put three score miles between us and dry land before supper - Amanda's on cooking duties again!

Velkommen Bahamut2000X.

Ironscarfs Ghost
Isn't this what they consider breakfast in Norway?

I knew I loved the Norwegians for a reason.

welcome to drunk duck!

Welcome! Hope you have a great time here at Drunk Duck.

Hi, Bahamut2000X! Welcome to DrunkDuck! :)

Bahamut2000X
How about a complimentary meat and cheese basket? It would rock so much more. You could have ground beef, sirloins, fried chicken, barbeque eel, crispy fish sticks, all topped with various forms of cheese. It'll be truly brilliant I tells ya!

Yes, it would be truly brilliant, except that the last time I made calorific food like that fall from the sky with my weather machine, I compulsively went on a binge, and soon afterward…well, let's just say that I became so obese that I brought a whole new meaning to the word “omnipresent” (Although I have the photos to prove this, I'm not gonna show it to you. Sorry). Well, have fun making comics here, Bahamut2000X, and enjoy the weather! ;)

Welcome, would you Like A Cold Hot Cola?