The rules are as follows:

I will write a Would you rather question with two different scenarios and the first poster will answer one of the two scenarios and then they will ask a would you rather question and next poster will answer and so on.


Would you rather live with Lady Gaga for a year or live with a person with Schizophrenia?

Dammit either way you're getting a schitzo. I'd live with gaga, well… live being used lightly as I'dprobably murder her in the first night.


Would you rather drive a rusted to the point its falling apart as you dirve car at 65 miles per hour, or have someone else drive it with you in the passengers seat? (The breaks are out)

You know I would rather have someone else drive the car…I cannot drive so they are better off driving it than me.

Would you rather crap out a child or crap out grenade that is going to blow up after you crap it out?

Grenade. Less responsibility.

Would you rather drink weed killer or listen to an old man talk about the war for the rest of your life.

Drink weed killer, you never know, I might survive.

Would you rather have a sex change op or live the rest of you life in a childs body.

Childs body. Atleast that way id be the same gender and not have to get parts removed.
Also no one survives weed killer

Would you rather pluck every hair on your body out or pull off your toenails and fingernails?

Nails, definately the nails… Do you know how long I worked on my hairdo?

Would you rather steal from your parents or be stolen from by them?

Please,I steal from my parents all the time so I'll go with that

Sleep with George Bush or eat your best friends leg off

Bite my friend's leg off.

(not mine obviously)


Be me or be you?

I'd like to be myself, my looks are obviously better and I wouldn't have to go through the awkwardness of highschool again.

Would you rather french kiss obama or his wife?

Obama, mos' def. I mean, it's one thing to say that you kissed Obama's wife, but kissing Obama himself just puts you on a new level of awesome.


Would you rather gnaw off your left or right leg?

I say screw righty. She never did nothing for me anyways!

So you're on an airplane and you're in coach==would you rather sit next to a raging Beotch whose PMSing, or a deaf mother and her infant with LOUD chronic, “WAAAAAH” syndrome?

near the mother and child as at least the kids can't help it, but a PMS'ing woman should just get over it and after I told her that she would rant more.


Would you rather be turned into a buffy style vampire or werewolf as depicted in an american werewolf in london?