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ksteak at 12:07AM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Hey now aren't we all forgetting the TRUE meaning of xmas? The birth of Santa!

Pffftch! I'll screw with and put my own meaning into whatever damn religious holiday I feel like.

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Lonnehart at 2:26AM, Dec. 17, 2009

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If Christmas offends you, just go to work then. And get paid 1.5x your normal salary. :)

That's what I do. No elf hats, no santa beards just a bored looking security guard listening to soppy Christmas songs (and hating Jungle Bell Rock too)

I have to worry about the occasional drunken riot. Now I'm only paid to report the thing to the police, but some of the drunkards had the mind to try pulling me into it telling me it was my job to wade into a fight to stop it…

I just hope I don't run into two guys in the back of the store “going at it like rabbits”… I've already seen this once and the image has been burned into my memory for the rest of my existence…

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God of War at 9:00AM, June 20, 2010

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The problem is that “happy holidays” isn't replacing “Merry Christmas” because it's more accurate or something. It's forced on people because some morons found “Merry Christmas” politically incorrect. So sorry, I refuse saying “Happy Holidays”, it will always be “Merry Christmas” for me, because political correctness is like all stupidity in history of manking fused into one thing and raped by the devil until it forgot how it's name is. There's nothing dumber than political correctnes, maybe claiming than Holocaust didn't happened, but I'm not sure.

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crocty at 12:10PM, June 20, 2010

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Whoah, Christmas again already? Could've sworn it was only June. Oh well, happy holidays everyone on Drunkduck.

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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therealtj at 12:16PM, June 20, 2010

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Whoah, Christmas again already? Could've sworn it was only June. Oh well, happy holidays everyone on Drunkduck.

It's called Christmas in July. Get with the spirit. >:|

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