Iron Zac (In the theme of Wonderboy by Tenacious D)


High above our own DrunkDuck, comics in the clouds,
There sits Iron Zac, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're popular at the DrunkDuck.
Yeah, yeah.
Iron Zac, what is the secret of your power?
Iron Zac, won't you take me far away from anonymous spam?


Now it's time for me to tell you about Mr Riot,
arch rival and nemesis of Iron Zac, with powers comparable to Iron Zac.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how ‘bout the power of fight?
That do anything for ya? There’s confrontation holmes.
How ‘bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away…
with folding chairs! That’s what he had said, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?


History of Iron Zac and Mr Riot,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with our community, go!
Iron Zac, what is the secret of your power?
Iron Zac, won't you take me far away from anonymous spam?


Well, Iron Zac and Mr Riot joined forces;
they formed a comic the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called the comic Civil War. That's right,

Me! And DD!
That's we.

We're now fighting boldly!
Come fight with me, fight!

Iron Zac, what is the secret of your power?
Iron Zac, won't you take me far away from anonymous spam?
Oh!


Take my hand!
Mr Riot, we're gonna fight!
Bring out your best chair.
There's the names act.
You say no!
And I reply yes.
You go into hiding,
I'll be secure.
There, the comic,
Fill it with your mighty votes.

…We're doomed, we are doomed, he has his own theme song.

LOL!!! Oh god… my stomach hurts.

The only song we need playing is “We are the champions” because WE ARE the champions.

We are the champions… Oh how very funny. You Rioters make me laugh sometimes. I am not sure I was the only on who noticed this but Riot and Zac are pretty much from what I have seen sticking to the Marvel Civil War comic storyline. Am I the only one who reads comics on this comic website.

Ya never noticed that Riot is almost exactly like Captain America. Anyone know what happened to Captain America after their Civil War.

In the long run no one really ever wins.

Except me cause I am awesome.

FreakGamer
Anyone know what happened to Captain America after their Civil War.

There's no way Riot's gonna get killed off, hell, I'll take a bullet or two for him if I have to. And isn't it a little early to be making predictions like that.

FreakGamer
In the long run no one really ever wins.

*remembers childhood*

…You just killed my hope

Predictions. Hell I got the gun right next to me. All I need is for Zac's people to be stupid enough to take his chair away from him. Then bam bigity bam dead riot… Shit…

umm I said nothing.

FreakGamer
Predictions. Hell I got the gun right next to me. All I need is for Zac's people to be stupid enough to take his chair away from him. Then bam bigity bam dead riot… Shit…

umm I said nothing.

You think you know the whole outcome of the civil war don't you? Well let me tell somthing to joo, there will be a few suprises you won't be expecting and will blow your mind >3
Swore to secretcy not to tell, don't even try to get it out of me.

Sorry you can't blow my brain. Tenacious D already did.

Tenacious D blew your mind?

That isn't saying much, is it?

=D
(you know i'm kidding right? not trying to start a flame war here..just the civil type)

draxenn
Tenacious D blew your mind?
That isn't saying much, is it?

Burned

draxenn
Tenacious D blew your mind?

That isn't saying much, is it?

You obviously haven't sat in front of Jables singing why he has the Pick of DESTINY!

EDIT:

Ok so I thought up another theme. This one is for all you rioters out there. Not saying I fully support you but this song seems to work for you. It is Attack from System of A Down. I changed a few lyrics (I couldn't change much) So here.


Grieving each others lives
Holding this in mind
That if Riot falls, we all fall
And we fall alone

The calming sincerity of steel chairs
Have consumed our euphoria
Transforming us into muted dreams
Dreaming of the day that

We attack
Attack, attack our fetal servitude
We attack
Attack, attack with chairs of steel
We attack
All the years of propaganda
We shall attack!

Bombs illustrate what we already know
Candles cry towards the sky
Bracing your plants of a polluted coast
Dreaming of the day that

We attack
Attack, attack our fetal servitude
We attack
Attack, attack with Chairs of steel.
We attack
All the years of propaganda
We shall attack!

Attack! (Attack!)

Grieving each others lives
Holding this in mind
That if Riot falls, we all fall
And we fall alone

Grieving each others lives
Holding this in mind
That if Riot falls, we all fall
And we fall alone

Was the philosophy of displaced heads
The bombing of all homes and villages?
Truth is the only sort we demise
Pleading till the day that

We attack
Attack, attack our fetal servitude
We attack
Attack, attack with chairs of steel
We attack
All the years of propaganda
We shall attack!

Attack Zac and Rosencron
Attack all the bases and headquarters
You have attacked all the innocent villages
We shall attack!

We shall attack!

^Nice!

Anyone got any ideas of a campy song I can use for Zac, all been able to think of so far is that Barbie Doll song.

Evil_Snuffkin
^Nice!

Anyone got any ideas of a campy song I can use for Zac, all been able to think of so far is that Barbie Doll song.

Yankee Doodle Dandy?

Barbie girl will be much funnier though XD

Barbie girl would be hilarious.

A few word replacements would be good. We don't want to call Zac a girl. (Or do we?)

Aww, snap! I have to get in on this.

I'm probably the ONLY one who knows the old Captain America theme song, but here goes:

When Mr.Riot throws his mighty chair,
The registration forces are filled with despair!
He'll register their moms,
Give Rosencron his due,
When the red, and the white, and the black come through.
When Mr.Riot throws his mighty chaaaaaiiirrrrrr

For you younguns, the original lyrics:
When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
He'll fight the good fight,
Give the devil his due,
When the red and the white and the blue come through.
When Captain American throws his mighty shiieeeeeelllld!

I'm only 26! Why do I watch cartoons from the 60's?

FreakGamer
We are the champions… Oh how very funny. You Rioters make me laugh sometimes. I am not sure I was the only on who noticed this but Riot and Zac are pretty much from what I have seen sticking to the Marvel Civil War comic storyline. Am I the only one who reads comics on this comic website.

Ya never noticed that Riot is almost exactly like Captain America. Anyone know what happened to Captain America after their Civil War.

In the long run no one really ever wins.

Except me cause I am awesome.

Cap surrendered and got sniped because he doesn't have a beard. I do.

'Nuff said.

Hey I know that Captain America song. I never watched the show, but I definitely know that song.

MrRiot
Cap surrendered and got sniped because he doesn't have a beard. I do.

'Nuff said.

Ok ok. I'll give you that but if you give up and get snipped I am gonna laugh. Then plan 27 b can com……. Ummm. Give everyone free cookies for both sides cause the war will be over. Yea thats it.

MrRiot

FreakGamer
We are the champions… Oh how very funny. You Rioters make me laugh sometimes. I am not sure I was the only on who noticed this but Riot and Zac are pretty much from what I have seen sticking to the Marvel Civil War comic storyline. Am I the only one who reads comics on this comic website.

Ya never noticed that Riot is almost exactly like Captain America. Anyone know what happened to Captain America after their Civil War.

In the long run no one really ever wins.

Except me cause I am awesome.

Cap surrendered and got sniped because he doesn't have a beard. I do.

'Nuff said.

You wanna know who else had a beard…Chuck Norris.

Ok guys I got a few more themes both edits of System of A Down song…. What I like system and when I first heard about the Civil War this was all I was listening to and it reminded me so much of the war. Both of them I gave a neutral edit to. So nothing for either side but my side. Just enjoy.

This one is U-fig

Helping the Zac, Helping the Riot!
Who wants to come with me and help Zac and Riot!
Hide in the sky, hide in the sky!
Who wants to come with me and hide in the sky!

You and me should go outside and…
beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em'
All pathetic flag waving ignorant pigs and we'll
eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em'

Come join the cause, come join the cause!
Who wants to come with me and come join the cause!
Hide in the sky, hide in the sky!
Who wants to come with me and hide in the sky!

You and me should go outside and…
beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em'
All pathetic flag waving ignorent pigs and we'll
eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em'
You and me should go outside and…
beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em'
All pathetic flag waving ignorent pigs and we'll
eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em'

Go Fix your mind
And where out of time it'll show your mind

Helping the Zac, Helping the Riot!
Who wants to come with me and help Zac and Riot!
Hide in the sky, hide in the sky!
Who wants to come with me and hide in the sky!

You and me should go outside and…
beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em'
All pathetic flag waving ignorent pigs and we'll
eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em'
You and me should go outside and
beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em'
All pathetic flag waving ignorent pigs and we'll
Eat em' Eat em' Eat em' Eat em'
Eat em' Eat em' Eat em' Eat em'
It'll it show your mind that you haven't a mind



The next one is Soldier Side again by system of a down.



Free men lying on the heart of the battlefield
Wondering when help comes, if he is gonna be saved
Maybe you're a Rioter and to your turn in life
Maybe you're a Zacer, maybe you deserve to die

They were crying when their sons left
Rosencron is wearing black
He's gone so far to find no hope
He's never coming back

They were crying when their sons left
All your men must go
He's come so far to find no truth
He's never going home

Young men standing on the top of the battlefield
Wondering when help is coming, are they gonna be saved
Holy to the little bishop, tells the Rosencron his lies
Maybe you're a Zacer, maybe you deserve to die

They were crying when their sons left
Rosencron is wearing black
He's gone so far to find no hope
He's never coming back

They were crying when their sons left
All your men must go
He's come so far to find no truth
He's never going home

Welcome to the Neutral side
Where there is no one here but me
People all grow up to die
There is no one here but me

Welcome to the Neutral side
There is no one here but me
People on the Neutral side
There is no one here but me

I get the feeling that you like System of a Down…

Someone make an Ironzac to the tune of Ironman.

Atom Apple
Someone make an Ironzac to the tune of Ironman.

No no Zac is too emo for good music.

Where's your neutrality gone?!

He's just realised how awesome Riot really is. It'll happen to everyone some day.

Hey hey. Lets play fair here. I just don't think emos should be allowed to have cool stuff like an iron man song. Iron man is too cool.

Secondly if it were up to me I would do to emos what I want to do to hippies. Put them on their own little island so they can be at peace and happy with each other no wars no nothing. Then nuke the shit out of that island.

HEY! Lay off the hippies, man!