Fine you want to do this… Then lets dance.

:speaks into communicator:

Rich Use program 1 zolo alpha 3.

:The ship floats over Dark Clown and Argent_Nightmare. All cannons pointed at the two. FreakGamer begins to charge Osor.:

I don't want to break my neutrality act. Don't make me.

Hah, you see, the Forum has a natural equalizing effect. Forum battles are not a legal battle zone, and are in fact outside of normal battle rules. There can be no winner, so shoot your toy guns. They mean nothing in text!

Scrue that. we wil shadow port if fired upon. but we will stand by our teammates

I will stand by my right not to get cut up.

The final relevance of it is next to nothing, really.

Guys, guys, take it easy, all of this violence and fighting can be solved through counseling and various therapists.

:looks at words carefully:

various therapists…

therapists…

therapist…

the rapist.

NO! I am not going to get raped! Keep your rapist away from me!

we think he is on to you Glarg..

Lolli: -Dressed up in therapist cloths- Aw…

OMG, she and Glarg are both therapist! Run for your lifes!!!

you think that is scary. We are an OBGYN. O_o we never could figure out how that happened.

O_o…that is frightening.

Weren't we talking about battle plans and Riot Rangers at one point.

We might of. but for now. the sillyness.

LOL the randomness that is spawned from the boards.

*wounders what self would look like in therapist outfit.*

I don't have the internet often enough to check what everyone's doing, but if the neutrals are (as far as I know) not doing anything, they could at least set up a clone protection agency. Clones are people, too. People with extremely depreciated value via supply-and-demand.

Oh not true! My comic's been going on strong for quite a while now!

-looks at Glarg in therapist cloths- FLEEEE!!! -claws at window-

She is so cute when she flees. and to think all she need do is ask us to fly her out of here. still so cute.
*puts on OBGYN name tag & outfit and creeps near Nikai*

Who needs a check up?!!
*Look of Impending Creepy doom*
scary thought ain't it?

NUUUUUUUU!!! -claws hole under door- Flee! -gets stuck-…dammit…

…. as much as we enjoy the view of the full moon. we are gonna help you out of there. stand still ok.
*begins to quickly form hand sines*

Nos Excito Vires Of Scelestus Umbra Flamma!
-Strikes ground near Nikai-
*Ring of black flames cut hole in ground. freeing Nikai*

all better. ^^
*still In OBGYN uniform.*

Thanks! -flees again-

Back to reality…
I kinda need someone on Riot's team to meet me at the graveyard. My comic plan was to meet, hold a discussion on the pointlessness of having a war where nobody dies (as I have recently proved in my comic (with exception of the “Captain America” role i.e. Cheeko)), then get attacked by Ocka's robots.
Aside: I really don't want the kitty to die. For info, read Ocka's comic. (Can you tell that I'm trying to stimulate membership?)

I could still just use lady_ranozenth's White Hole, but a) the logical step for a Zackite would be to attack me instead of listening, and b) it feels like I'm stealing her character when I use it more than she does. I still don't actually know anything about White Hole. Apparently she has better things to do than work for free.

I am currently sitting on top a death toll of precisely one.

This is a number that will probably increase in the future.

That's all I got to contribute.

I just re-read the Riot Rangers part and realized,“Dang, that makes me Alpha. Ayayai!”

New Plan: I will be riding a dinosaur to Rosencron within a month. After that, I'll see what I can do about recording the Riot Rangers.