Say whatever you want. I doubt anyone is listening anyways. ;)

I hate food because it makes me fat. I love eating though.

Hmmm, the dilema.

These forums need a spell check. Damn them!

I'm tired and bored; simultaneously apathetic and lathargic. What does someone that feels like this do?

- Write 3 sentence spam, I s'pose.

~Jerome~

Midnight snacks are better at 1am, in my opinion. Midnight is just too early to feel guilty about eating late - which is the true pleasure of the midnight snack. ;)

~Jerome~

Okay, so tonight is yet another night of hamburger helper. It's tasty, I suppose, but I'm sick of eating like a poor person. Why can't I have money?

Sigh. The life of a starving artist it 'tis.

~Jerome~