Kali
To all characters. What's your favourite film and why?

CS: OI! Get up! *dusts them off*

Max: What year is? How long have we been sleeping?

CS: Question! Answer! Now!

Max: What? Oh, uh, yeah. My favourite film is Raiders of the Lost Ark, because he gets to break in to tombs and touch lots of shiny things.

Pete: "I like Sin City. If I float near the TV, I can blend in with the visuals and scare the shit out of Max when he walks past."

Stabby: I like Bambi mainly for nostalgia's sake. I saw it at the cinema and all the children around me cried. Good times.

Twiggy: Day of the Triffids. Plants Vs People. Or Little Shop of Horrors because of its ambiguous ending which could, theoretically, allow for plants to dominate the entire world…

Joe: What's a film? I've heard people talking about them but they always ignore me if I ask. Is it like my delicious, nutritious and completely grease-proof rubber film which makes up my skin?

Max: Like a johnny.

Joe: Johnny who?

Headache Monkey: …

Twiggy: He says "Good Will Hunting". I don't think there is a reason behind it.

Mimi: From Dusk till Dawn. You know why.

As its been a while since you got questions, I'll give you another. What do you do in your spare time?

Kali
As its been a while since you got questions, I'll give you another. What do you do in your spare time?

Max: Well, that's kind if what the comics about. As a group of immortals, we have to find the ways of releasing the tedium of remaining alive through various ways. I, for example, steal. Although it's more of a compulsive disorder than a hobby.

Twiggy: I read books, I spend a lot of the time finding ways of improving my mind. I have part of the basement set up for experiments, and I also act as Super Maths Beavers social worker.

Mr Stabby: I make my own entertainment. It doesn't take a great leap of imagination to work out what.

Pete: “I jump out at traffic to cause crashes. It's quite fun.”

Joe: I don't have any spare time….

Twiggy
I read books, I spend a lot of the time finding ways of improving my mind.

How does it feel to know you're read the mashed up remains of your relations twiggy?! You monster! *swoons*

Kali

Twiggy
I read books, I spend a lot of the time finding ways of improving my mind.

How does it feel to know you're read the mashed up remains of your relations twiggy?! You monster! *swoons*

Twiigy: My dear Miss Kali, I do nothing of the sort! I use a constituted mixture of plastic and cheese to produce completely plant-free reading material. I then copy the information from “normal” books into these and give the first covered death trap a proper burial. Or I read kiddies foam books, but they don't do much for my vocabulary.

Max: He also delivers really boring leaflets on why people should convert to eating only meat around the neighbourhood.

Max
He also delivers really boring leaflets on why people should convert to eating only meat around the neighbourhood.

I bet Jerky Joe supports that…

Kali

Max
He also delivers really boring leaflets on why people should convert to eating only meat around the neighbourhood.

I bet Jerky Joe supports that…

Twig: No, Joe only advocates the eating of himself. All other meat produce is irrelevant.

Stabby: Sometimes I eat a pack of ham in front of him, just to see his face.

Oh! There is a forum like this here too…
Time to add some questions! n.n

To all the cast whom wants to answer;
What is your favorite vidya game? (If you play them.)
If you don't, Max needs to get to stealing. n.n Mwehehehe!

Mutation
Oh! There is a forum like this here too…
Time to add some questions! n.n

To all the cast whom wants to answer;
What is your favorite vidya game? (If you play them.)
If you don't, Max needs to get to stealing. n.n Mwehehehe!

Twig: Vidya? Is that some kind of heathen God?

Max: No, Twiggy, although some sweaty people in basements do worship it.

Twig: I am frightened and yet intrigued.

Max: Um, a game I enjoy central to your universe is Grand Theft Auto for obvious reasons. Never do get round to completing any missions though. I like the simple little PC game Pete threw together called “Super Paper Clipper Picker”. You just pick up paper clips using the mouse and drop them in a cup, which shakes and drops them on the virtual table top again. It's just so damn addictive!

Pete: “Keeps him quiet for a few hours until theres a power cut. My favourite in your world is Gears Of War, probably because of the chainsaw bayonet thingamajig. In this world it's ”Bloody Hooker Meat Factory Death Squad 2. Not the first one, the frame rate's terrible.“

Stabby: I like….Man Hunt. And the Sims for very obvious reasons. I was very disappointed by Animal Crossing though, an axe blow to the head should have more realistic results than them simply looking a little surprised.

Twig: It's like you're all speaking a strange language, unknown to my ears. Whatever happened to the older ones like *fumbles for a word* Pac Man? Or Pong?

Pete: ”We used to have those before Stabbers through a hissy fit and put the joystick through the screen."

Stabby: Look, you should have told me about the game having fruit in it. I'll be damned if any character I play has to eat fruit.

to jerky joe:how long have you been in that vending machine?

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to jerky joe:how long have you been in that vending machine?

Joe: Oh so very, very looooong… Hardly any time at all, really! I'm replaced on a regular basis to keep myself at optimum freshness! That's why I can guarantee most certainly probably defintiely maybe sometimes that I contain no contaminants that may or may not have been related to the blinding incident in a public cafe.

Really, I really am fresh! Honest!

Cs: He's lying. Jerky Joe will pop up more later in the comic (I have a seriously dumb idea involving him).

to everyone else: *mildly worried* Would it be a good/bad (delete as appropriate) idea to buy him?

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to everyone else: *mildly worried* Would it be a good/bad (delete as appropriate) idea to buy him?

Max: Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. Bad bad bad. Not in a million years.

Stabby: Which judging by the amount of fluff on him, is how long he's been in there.

Twiggy: I advocate the eating of meat-

Joe: Yay!

Twigy: -but not him.

Pete: “He makes me glad I haven't got a stomach.”

Max: How do you drink tea then?

Pete: “…”

Hey, I just realised you actually did a page with Pete's free time thing.

Question: If I ate Joe, would he kill me?

Kali
Hey, I just realised you actually did a page with Pete's free time thing.

Question: If I ate Joe, would he kill me?

I actually get some of the comic ideas from peoples comments and posts in the forum, so I should advertise this a little more and to save me thinking of my own ideas.


To answer your question…

Stabby: The prospect of eating Joe was turned down by a zombie. What do you think?

To stabby: Yes?

Kali
To stabby: Yes?

Stabby: Good girl.

Why DO birds suddenly appear?