But my instinct tells me that there's a fun game here:

How many beers (or your libation of choice) would it take to make each of these lips touchable?
Optional Rule: Put them in order of “doability”.
The contenders are:
A: Yo Mama
B: One Eyed Janet
C: Auntie Em's grandma
D: Um…I think that's Bob Hope
E: The mummy of Cleopatra
F: Jobbette the Hutt
G: Aunt “Heavy” Flo
H: Swinging Suzie
I: The evil stepmother from Cinderella
J: Lefty Lucy