Time for poetry corner, with some Harkovast themed limericks that I wrote. Enjoy!

Harkovast-
If you like fantasy set in the past
and a story that's likely to last
And animal creatures
with some human features
you better go read Harkovast!

Scatterpod-
Wise Scatterpod's fur is bright red,
and there's feathers on top of her head!
But don't think she's insane,
for punching Quinn-Tain
She just did it 'cause Bright Leaf was dead!

Chen-Chen
Chen-Chen inflicts powerful hits
That smash all the bad guys to bits!
though her kung fu is good
it is not understood
how a reptile can grow such big…toes

Sir Muir
Into battle Sir Muir likes to go
With his sword that is able to glow
He's a cat with a ‘tache
and a lot of panache
and he’s likely to shout “TALLY HO!”

Ki
If there's one who does not need to try
To be cool, then it has to be Ki
He's so dark and so shady,
He can charm any lady
(and perhaps the occasional guy!)

Just great! HAH!

You almost lost me with the Ki one, but the last line saved it. Bravo sir! HAHA!

Here are some more-

Quinn-Tain
Though it seems like Quinn-Tain doesn't care,
he has Burdens he just cannot share.
Making choices so cold,
wielding magic thats old,
and just being a huge panda bear

Yaten and Parah
When Darsai must travel quite far
They stop in on Yaten and Parah
who do what they ought'a
And provide healing water
until Nameless break in and go “RAARGH!!”

Shogun
Shogun does a lot of hard work
finding Nameless, and going berserk
And you know you can bet he
will slice them to confetti
and yet still treat Sir Muir like a jerk

And even more…

KITW
There's a foe that the wizards detest
Who will put Vellastrom to the test
Now His power has grown
though His name is not known
So they call Him the King in the West

Black River
When you know that Black River's about
You shouldn't be in any doubt
That he will find his quarry
and…oh wait, I'm sorry
I forgot who this poems about.

The Gunsmith
The Gunsmith is a dangerous foe
But she can be quite useful to know
her opponents she stuns
with the size of her guns
And no, that's not innuendo!

The Speaker
Among Evils The Spaker stands tall
Spreading lies to make Vellastrom fall
This most sinister bird
can kill men with a word
and instead of “you” like to say “y'all”

The Heretic
The Heretic has many tools
To drive the rebellion he fuels
His ideas are like cancers
That provide easy answers
that sound most appealing to fools.

a, 9 syllables
a, 9 syllables
b, 6 syllables
b, 6 syllables
a, 9 syllables

There. I've unlocked the secret of Harkovast poetry. Now the masses can start adding their own! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll get back to this when I think of any myself.

Biorix the Frost Berserker

Biorix was a Junlock berserker,
Could have used an anger manager,
Wolf in need of a laugh,
Shogun cut him in half,
It would be hard to get much deader.

Well, that's not bad for a start I suppose.

Heres another for that big dude at the beginning who's name we don't know.

The nameless giant

Oversized bad guy who shogun kills,
He made most Darsai grist for the mills,
He had a big ass mace,
Was still stabbed through da face,
So the readers could get some cheap thrills.

Need to stop with the one shot bad guys huh?

Haha, good work Canuovea!
I find limericks oddly addictive. Once I start I cant stop with em.

all the nameless wear armor in style.
got to look good as they defile!
they dont show any face,
so they have no disgrace,
as their acts bring a taste of bile.

poetry ftw

Real men write poems.
FACT!

it puts hair on your chest, and arthritis in your hand!