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MAFIA XLIX: A Nice Clean Mafia
jninjashadow at 6:34PM, June 10, 2013
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MAFIA XLIX: LETS HAVE A GOOD, CLEAN, MAFIA


Boring Rule Stuff:
Roles: All the classics
ELECTED ROLES
Mayor: The big cheese himself
-Insta
lynch: Celebrate like a tyrant! Upon winning the election, the mayor
has one hour to make an insta lynch. One person is automatically killed.
If its unused, its gone.
-Double Votes: I'm da biggest! Mayor's votes for lynching counts for double.
-Body Guards: Meat sheilds! The Mayor has two (or one if insufficient numbers) body guards. He can't be attacked at
night while they are alive.
The Pardonner: The runner up of the mayoral election. They still get some powers.
-STOP
RIGHT THERE: We can't afford graves! The Pardonner has the ability to
stop any two lynches in the game. Note that does not include the insta
lynch or his own lynching
-Body Guards: See mayor
TOWNIES
Townstonian
(the left overs): You do nothing but vote AND die. If you are lucky,
you will get elected. Only Townies may be upgraded to Bodyguards.
Bodyguard:(1-2)
Two random Townstonians will be upgraded to Bodyguards after the
election. While they live, the electees can't be attacked. Only the
mayor is told their identity
The Veteren: (1) Tough as nails!
-That all you got?: He got it worse in… which ever war he was in. The Veteren needs to be attacked twice to die.
Medics: (1) The doc, the bone saw, the healer man. Also, usually the mobs #1 target.
-House Call: The Doctor is IN. During the nigth phase, the doctor can watch
over another player stoping the first attempt to kill that player for the night. He will also defuse any bombs on the player. Neither leaves a clue, but will be narrated
Detective: (1) the
gumshoe, he watches over the town like a hawk. He may only do one power
per combined day/ night phase (ie if he does something day/ night 1, he
cant do another until day 2)
-Background check: Leafing through files and stalking the perps. The Detective can look up a players role
-That doesn't add up: Once per game, the detective can see how many criminals voted for whom
-DID YA DO IT?!: The detective may ask the DM a yes or no question about a murder.
Vigilante: (1) THE GOD DAMNED BATMAN.
-JUSTICE: Once per NIGHT phase, a vigilante can kill another player. This leaves a hint.
Old Man Jenkins: (1) As crazy as he is insane.
-Paranoia:
Old Man Jenkins has booby trapped his home. First VISITOR (psycho,
detective, mafia, vigilanties OR medics) every night will be killed.
Thisdoes not leaves a hint behind. Old Man Jenkins will NOT know of
their identity (the GM will only tell them they are townstonians)
THE MAFIA
The Don: (1) The big boss, the made man, da boss, see?
-Behind
the curtain: All attacks on the boss will fail (but the attempt will be
narrated) while he still has goons to watch his back. He will appear as
a Townstonian to the detective.
-Dirty work: The boss can kill other
players at night, but doing so will leave a clue AND cancel BEHIND THE
CURTAIN until the next night.
-Horse Head: Offer he can't refuse.
Once per game, durring the NIGHT phase, the don can nominate another
player. The following DAY phase, the named player finds a horses head in
their bed, and thus cannot vote in that days lych vote. This won't
leave a clue or deactivate BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
-Kiss the ring: Making
a made man. The don may, once per game invite a player to join the
mafia. They retain their role, and gain the ability to kill if they
didn't already have it, but now count as a mafia member, and therefore
need to be killed for Townie victory. The player is allowed to refuse.
Goon(1-2): The mafia grunts. They do the dirty work.
-Wack ‘Em!: Make ’em sleep with the fishes! Once a night, the Goons can kill another player each. Leaves a clue.
Arsonist(1): He likes to watch the world burn.
-Planted:
Tick tick. Once a NIGHT phase, the arsonist can plant a bomb on another
player (up to two bombs active at once). This doesn't get narrated.
-The
button: BOOM! The Arsonist may detonate any number of bombs he has
active durring the night phase. He may not detonate a bomb he just
planted though. The bombings leave a clue.

UNAFILIATED
Psycho(1): “Oh sure, you kill a guy and wear his skin one time and they all declare you this and that!”
-STABBY STABBY: once a night he may kill another player, leaves a hint.
WIN CONDITIONS:
-Mafia outnumbers the town, and the vigilante is dead.
-Serial Murderer stabbed everyone.
-Mob/ Serial Murderer are dead
-three way tie: Rare, but it has happenned. all factions die. In this case, no winners, just laughs.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
last edited on June 10, 2013 7:03PM
jninjashadow at 6:45PM, June 10, 2013
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I have sent out the roles, if you didn't get yours please tell me
PLAYER LIST:
1. TheFlyingGreenMonkey Mafia Goon Murdered Night 1
2. BffSatan Bodyguard killed Night 2
3. ayesinback
4. same Serial Murderer Killed Night 2
5. Rokulily Pardonner Vigilante Insta-Axed Day 1
6. Niccea Paranoid Lynched Day 2
7. gullas Veteren Lynched Day 2
8. Product Placement Mayor
9. Call Me Tom Detective Killed Night 2
10. Kroatz
Night 0
It was Mayor Jninja's 6th party of the month, and like with all of them, it was at tax payer's expence. Not that anyone was really complaining, the drinks flowed like a river, there was fancy appatizers galore, and even a live band. Everyone was cutting up a rug, really letting loose, not even conscidering the terrible state of the Townstonian economy! It was midnight as Jninja took the stage and cleared his throat, “Ahem! Ladies and gentlemen, now some of you have asked some silly questions lately, like ‘what is my plan for actual mayor duties?’ or ‘when will the parties stop? I haven’t seen my kids in days!' but I think I speak for everyone when I say, who the hell cares?” Jninja then rose his glass, and was about to deliver one charming speech, set to live music, but he was cut short by a rather impressive shot to the head by an assassin. THe crowd gather around their dead politition with the appropriate mix of apathy and relief that he would have wanted. “Guess it's election time…”
Election time!
Day One Mayoral Election:
Kroatz 2
Poster
Kroatz
Product Placement 4
Poster
Product Placement
Gullas
Niccea
Same 1
Poster
The Flying Green Monkey 2
Poster
The Flying Green Monkey
Rokulily 4
Poster
Rokulily
Ayesinback
Same
DAY 2 DOUBLE LYNCH VOTES:
Call Me Tom: 1
Niccea
Product Placement: 3
Same
Niccea
BffSatan
Gullas 6
Same
BffSatan
Product Placement + Mayor
Ayesinback
Kroatz
Niccea 4
Ayesinback
ProductPlacement + Mayor
Kroatz


Day one
Night one
Day Two
Night Two
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Kroatz at 1:23AM, June 11, 2013
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Kroatz for Mayor!




I am a townie and I have proven myself to be somewhat trustworthy time and again! I know that in the past there have been quite a lot of deaths. I also know that I have rarely been responsible for those deaths!

Detective, please check me out, I am for real legit!

The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
Product Placement at 2:38AM, June 11, 2013
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Kroatz wrote:
I am a townie and I have proven myself to be somewhat trustworthy time and again!


How very mafia of you to say such things.
Those were my two cents.
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Kroatz at 2:45AM, June 11, 2013
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Product Placement wrote:
Kroatz wrote:
I am a townie and I have proven myself to be somewhat trustworthy time and again!


How very mafia of you to say such things.
I dare the detective to check it out.

And Ive never been mayor, and Id really like to be. So please?
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
Product Placement at 7:58AM, June 11, 2013
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The godfather can still come off as clean, during detective checks.

And seeing how this is a 10 man game, with 3 mobsters running around + a psycho… It's gonna be an uphill battle for the town, from start. The mafia has a huuuuuge advantage by knowing each others identities.

But all right, you can be the mayor if I get to be a pardoner.

Consider my hat in the ring.

Those were my two cents.
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ayesinback at 11:26AM, June 11, 2013
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Frankly, I'd like my mayor to have some experience – but then Product? Maybe too much experience.
Is this it? Is this all Townston has to offer?
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
Product Placement at 11:35AM, June 11, 2013
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But what about the Axe, Ayes?

How else am I to satiate its lust for forgiveness?
Those were my two cents.
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gullas at 11:38AM, June 11, 2013
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Oh how viking of you Ozone. I'll give you my vote, only if you axe me some questions!


oh and jninja, you should send out a link to this thread for everyone, just for convinence sake *winkwink*
Product Placement at 11:44AM, June 11, 2013
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gullas wrote:
Oh how viking of you Ozone. I'll give you my vote, only if you axe me some questions!
All right. Why did you call me Ozone?
Those were my two cents.
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same at 11:44AM, June 11, 2013
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Vote for Same. Poster shortly.
Kroatz at 11:49AM, June 11, 2013
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Here's the slander I've managed to scrounge up (, or as it is more commonly known: make up) about PP:

When Product Placement (which means “Wet Noodle Sofa” in his native tongue) joined DrunkDuck ( which means “Spider Tie” in his native tongue ) he did so with only one goal in mind. That goal was to kill everone on the site. In fact, Product Placement joined the game of Mafia (which means “Drunken Goat Feathers” in his native tongue) just for that purpose. When at first he didn't succeed, Product Placement decided to go another route. Now Product Placement is trying to make us all trust him first… And THEN kill us. Slowly and digitally.

Product Placement wants to kill you all! So vote Kroatz if you like cookies more than murder.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
gullas at 12:00PM, June 11, 2013
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Product Placement wrote:
All right. Why did you call me Ozone?

I honestly have no clue why I did that. Maybe because I had a tab with something for Ozone open and something mixed up in my head…
Kroatz at 12:07PM, June 11, 2013
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gullas wrote:
I honestly have no clue why I did that. Maybe because I had a tab with something for Ozone open and something mixed up in my head…
Unforgiveable
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
Product Placement at 12:09PM, June 11, 2013
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Kroatz wrote:
-Native tongue of the politician-
Why fight, when there are two positions open for office?
Those were my two cents.
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Kroatz at 12:17PM, June 11, 2013
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Product Placement wrote:
Kroatz wrote:
-Native tongue of the politician-
Why fight, when there are two positions open for office?
Because one of them is better.

I am tired of playing for third place. For once the normal people need to win! Vote for me!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
same at 12:45PM, June 11, 2013
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Can't be bothered being serious.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:00PM, June 11, 2013
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Ladies and Gentlemen your favorite bunch of cats in a mansuit is graduating this week. The best graduation gift you could give me is to elect me as Mayor. Not only does it allow me to make up for my past performance((This time I won't trust Product or Ninja, he says he is gm but I doubt that is his only motive)), it protects me from the people who want to kill me and face it there are a lot who do, and finally I WANT MORE TITLES!!!!!!!!!

THIS TIME I PROMISE VICTORY!!!!

Product Placement at 1:04PM, June 11, 2013
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Oh, fine. Why don't we just all run for office and have a merry time?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:08PM, June 11, 2013
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Product Placement wrote:
Oh, fine. Why don't we just all run for office and have a merry time?
Because politics isn't about being merry. It is about being drunk and promising things for things.
Like this, If elected I promise not to instalynch anyone unless a majority tells me to.
And now I am off to study for a final that is worth 60% of my final grade. Cat filled mansuit AWAY!!!

jninjashadow at 1:16PM, June 11, 2013
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey wrote:
This time I won't trust Product or Ninja, he says he is gm but I doubt that is his only motive
Rocks fall, TFGM dies.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
jninjashadow at 1:17PM, June 11, 2013
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Also forgive my lateness. And excellent Idea Gullas, I shall do just that.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
Product Placement at 1:22PM, June 11, 2013
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jninjashadow wrote:
Rocks fall, TFGM dies.
Can I count on his posthumous vote?
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same at 1:30PM, June 11, 2013
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Might as well since ive the avatar for it.
GIVE ME YOUR VOTES!!
(Apologies to anyone who doesnt get the reference.)
Kroatz at 1:48PM, June 11, 2013
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Going with the popular media references huh? Well, I'm taking it old school!





Vote for me to get into heaven!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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ayesinback at 1:58PM, June 11, 2013
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Well, let me axe this to the candidates: any one confident enough to want to share their role?

oh hahahHAAAHa

I digress. I can't vote for Kroatz. I never understand what he's saying.

and same. same always seems to want to kill me. and sometimes he succeeds, too. >:P

so that leaves TFGM and Product. Actually, TFGM wasn't too bad in the last game … but then when was the last time Product played mayor?

I dunno. I'd run myself except I'm too preoccuppied getting artists for the radio play comic (hint hint, nudge nudge – except for BFFSatan, gullas, Kroatz, rokulily – hey, not a bad showing, really. Anyone else from the Mafia group?)

oops. digressing again
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
Kroatz at 2:04PM, June 11, 2013
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ayesinback wrote:

I digress. I can't vote for Kroatz. I never understand what he's saying.
That's not a very nice thing to say… I'm hurt.

Wounded even.

If you vote for me I'll turn my five-page final page into a six-page final page.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
ayesinback at 2:11PM, June 11, 2013
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o_O

Radio Play Comic bribery! I don't know who I'm going to vote for, Kroatz, but this is a brilliant brilliant idea of yours. It's got brilliancy.

Product? TFGM? same? will you do a radio play comic page????????????
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
Product Placement at 2:41PM, June 11, 2013
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same wrote:
Kroatz wrote:
Those were my two cents.
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Kroatz at 2:43PM, June 11, 2013
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Come on Same and Ayesinback, you two should definitely vote for me!

Same isn't going to win anyways, just like I normally wouldn't because it's always the same people that win. And Ayesinback has the most to gain from seeing me in office!

I wish Harkovast was here.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein

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