Making fun of Kain used to be one of the sports of the TD.

This was Kain:


This is his profile. He hasn't been around since 2008:
http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/user/Thevampire_kain01/

Kain was being a huge arsehole in the TD. A massive one. We gave him all sorts of chances. I tried to take him under my wing and help him out but this guy just didn't care. He was hilariously bad… So Taterkain was born:



Taterkain was a merging of his avatar with that of the one used by the archfiend Tater-Salad… Tater-salad wasn't the demon then that he'd eventually become though. But that's anther story.



Taterkain was a twisted version of Kain… A bondage obsessed white-knight, militantly Christian and secretly gay, using his evangelist rhetoric to get more hands on time with his young sidekick, AQu_ng.



But Taterkain's days were numbers, soon he was lost to the depths of the TD.



But rumour had it that he had a mild mannered alter-ego.

You're spending a worrying amount of time in that closed forum ozone. If you ever need to talk to anyone you know you only have to ask - the voices tell me I'm a very good listener?

The truth is far more amazing. Kain had a complete change of heart after the disasters that befell him. He went in for some serious life changing therapy. He moved to Canada, grew a beard and we all know and love him now as Banes. A true credit to the powers of psychology and modern pharmaceuticals.

Fascinating stuff. I'm always interested in internet history. It seems like it used to be even crazier.

@Bravo- hahaha! I wonder what really happened to that guy :(

@Awesome Owl- The TD was VERY crazy at the time, like a mini 4chan. VERY much like that. With shades of the nasty sides of Reddit… Only the barest shades of that though.

Ironscarf wrote:
You're spending a worrying amount of time in that closed forum ozone. If you ever need to talk to anyone you know you only have to ask - the voices tell me I'm a very good listener?

We really need more dumb, spammy threads in this forum. I can't be the one doing all the work :(

We really need more dumb, spammy threads in this forum. I can't be the one doing all the work :(

Renga Faggot reporting for duty. >:D

Renga AWESOME!

I can't believe you saved these things… ^_^;

Wait….wait a sec……



Did I subconsciously get the idea for Blitzov's look from Kain's avatar?….























Huh.