public humiliation on The Duck : first time offender

Dragonfire10503 at 11:59AM, March 19, 2019

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zorro362 at 5:12PM, Nov. 16, 2010

I know someone who actually does have spocks autograph

rmccool at 5:53AM, Nov. 16, 2010

laughs thanks for the info..always good to know how it should be done.. and as soon as duck lets us I shall up load a new page.. thanks for reading :)

NightReflection at 5:41AM, Nov. 16, 2010

@schubacca will you be my sensei?

schubacca at 8:37PM, Nov. 15, 2010

wow.. that ran on longer than I expected.. and i forgot to vote (facepalm)

schubacca at 7:30PM, Nov. 15, 2010

Proper etiquette is this: 1. proper application of evil eye while staring at child (preferably through the bars or glass wall they are retained behind) 2. after appropriate delay (duration modified by divider if any between you) start in with standardized lecture on how child is lucky to be alive and should be greatfull the authority figure in question caught said child before you could (all at spoke appropriate volume for benefit of all in earshot) 3. random application of stink eye while filling out any necessary paperwork 4. garbing of scruff or shoulder color of shirt while child is dragged off at a "storm" pace towards your car 5. take moment in parking lot to "gather yourself" (preferably before starting engine) 6. after letting child simmer in dread for no fewer than 2 red lights/stop signs, turn to child with slight smirk, inquire as to wither or not they had fun, and then attempt to extort bribe to keep information of said activities from the mother (even if mother is of type to find entertainment and/or already know of said encounter, never miss an opportunity to extort your children)

RazorD9 at 6:11PM, Nov. 15, 2010

Maybe after scolding/one of those heart felt message speech thingy, then it would be good to high five him. Caution when using the Hellfire Spatula of Doom, for in the hands of an all powerful demonic chef it can spell out your doom... though in anyone else it might just leave your bowl clean of batter for the next 5 months, even if you wash it and make more batter. h, and the whole bone scrapping thing, maybe.