This account is ruled over by the mighty Kane and his trusty side-kick Jami!

Kane is basically just your average psycho. Good at parties and is house trained, so you needn't worry about him. He enjoys pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and is NOT into yoga. Music is his current fancy, and he plays the bass guitar for whomever will listen. He is taken. Happily <3

Jami is by all means sane. Worldly and wise, he is full of the wisdom necessary to trudge through life. Pervy to the max, he is not ashamed of his often horrid knowledge of most things pornographic or taboo. Good guy, just don't leave him alone with your kids. He won't harm them. Until they hit rigor mortis.

Kane and Jami have been truckin' it for about three years now, but are good friends all the same.

Talk to us, sometime. We're lonely.