Mm, about me.
Well then, Im not a boy, not tall, not stupid, not good at singing, not a bad dancer. I cant play the clarinet, unless you count screeching that sounds like a wounded baby ducking playing it.

I like to read, write, draw, and listen to music. And, of course, I like to meet strangers through the internet, stalk them, and eventually knock them unconscious to perform unspeakable sexual acts upon them.
Its cheaper then a gigolo.

Well, thats all I can really think of in the two minutes Ive put into this. Perhaps Ill edit when Im sober..

Send me a PQ, dearies.