A super-powered vampire with pirate-related PTSD accidentally starts collecting friends like a crazy cat lady collects strays, and they all live in a cabin in the woods.

Jake Takeum is off on his journey to become the next Pokemon Master! Or so he thinks. Does this failure at life have what it takes to become the next Master? Or will his stupid luck be what carries him through to the top?

Fable Boner is the coolest, funniest and dare I say (oh yes... I DARE) sexiest guy. The only problem is there's not enough of him to go around! If you're lucky he'll be your best friend. And if you're REALLY lucky he'll be your best friend IN BED!

Strange things have started happening in the local cemetery since Fernando Fritz rose from his grave... could this zombie be the cause of all the weirdness, or does it just follow him? Updates every 13th of the month!