Hello, Im CRAZY!







Name: Greg
Age: 17
Bday: 8/28
Likes: Video Games, webcomics, Order of the Stick
Dislikes: My kid brother, boredom
SSBB FC: 2964-8254-0269
GH: WT FC: 180554106931

Favorite quotes:

I dont trust you enough to believe you lied. -Belkar Bitterleaf, Order of the Stick

Bah! Obeying gravity is for people who arent me! -Cain, Normalcy is for Wimps

When in doubt, set something on fire. -Belkar Bitterleaf, Order of the Stick

Hey, I dont make the crazy rules. I just twist them to my purpose. -Celia, Order of the Stick

Doors are for wimps! Just like sanity and applesauce! -Cain, Normalcy is for Wimps

Hurt me if you must, but let the duckie go. -The Oracle of the Sunken Valley, Order of the Stick

I can taste your fear…and it tastes like apple pie. -Rentorian

Now hold still, this should only hurt immensely. -Rurik, Normalcy is for Wimps

Awww, man! I didnt know I was gonna be the girl! -Elan the Bard, Order of the Stick

How dare they leave and cheat me of my revenge! -Raven, The Beginning of an End

Crap, that was a cutaway panel wasnt it? -Unnamed Cleric, Order of the Stick

The good news is that I was able to conjure some books that might help you come to terms with the bad news. -Eugene Greenhilt, Order of the Stick

Come back here and die for my fleeting tactical advantage! -Bozzok, Order of the Stick

Thank you all for coming! Ill see you in Hell! -Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, The Simpsons: Hit Run

If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me! -Soldier, Team Fortress 2

What makes me a good demo man? If I were a bad demo man, I wouldnt be sittin here discussin it wit ya, now would I? -Demoman, Team Fortress 2 trailer

Operator, get me the number for 911! -Homer Simpson

The bush is a nice touch, considering were underground. -Roy Greenhilt, Order of the Stick

He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off seemed like the smartest thing to do. -Max Payne

Evil beware. We have waffles. -Raven, Teen Titans

Wait! That is not how we do things around here, buddy. …First we have to argue incessantly over semantics. Then one of us has to hurt one or all of us. Also, youre a villain. -Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater

Youre just jealous because I sound like a Rock Star. -Beast Boy, Teen Titans

Its so meta, itll make your pants poop themselves! -Chris Hardwick, Web Soup

Dinnae discount tha victories tha ye have jus cause ye dinnae plan fer em. -Durkon Thundershield, Order of the Stick