I live in this awesome place where people think British accents are cool, Where hobos roam the streets naked and stealing people's coats, Where the justice system is so fucked up it makes Communists look like good people, Where people are really racist and are sayin' stuff like “N1gg@!” and other offensive stuff, Where people don't appreciate nature and hate Canada cause it has beauitful plants ‘n’ stuff, Where a retard is the president, Where 4 guys got their heads carved on mountains cause they were awesome, Where people don't like Muslims. I live in a place where foreigners call “Stupid” even though were the most advanced country in the world, A country that people call “Fat” even though MOST of us are NOT fat and either Average or Skinny. A place the is so awesome that your like “Wow dude that's awesome ‘n’ stuff!” A place called… AMERICA!
Man:Sir can i have your wallet?
Other Man:Why?
Man:I just want to see it.
-Man gives man his wallet-
Man:Yes i see…
Other Man:So…?
Man:It's leather. =3
Other Man:WHATED YOU SAY TO ME FUCKER!?
-The End-
ME NO WANT COOKIE! COOKIE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halo is awesome
Call of Duty is awesome
Team Fortress 2 is awesome
Sims 3 is awesome
Civilization V is awesome
Russians are awesome
Yo moma's awesome (In bed)
Star Wars Battle Front 2 is awesome
Pizza is awesome
Skateboards are awesome
Psych is awesome.