301 Spartan Street #1
fetus on May 2, 2007
This movie cheesed me out worse than any movie I can think of. So overly dramatic, so ridiculous, so exagerratedly macho. I just can't help myself but to make fun of it. Please don't misunderstand it as gay-bashing. It's making fun of the movie, not the lifestyle.
LadyBlue at 4:08PM, Feb. 13, 2009
lol!! i agree that 300 was cheesey, not even the good type of cheese. the actualy story is good, but the story the movie told was overly done. if you research the story sometime, on the 300 spartans, you will also learn that there were 1,000 other greek soldiers that stayed to fight... anyway... splee
fetus at 10:13PM, May 3, 2007
I thought 300 was funny, if nothing else. Like when the guy tells his son "Great job you idiot." And then the Persian soldier decapitates him 3 seconds later. And then the guy says, "I never got to tell my son that I loved him the best." Yeah that was really in character. Or just about every single line uttered by Leonidas. Right up till the end where the dying soldier tells him "It was an honor to have fought by your side, my king." To which Leonidas replies, "It was an honor to have LIVED at your side." How lovely, how utterly homoerotic. Any guy who watched that movie and wasn't totally cheesed out was either gay or really, really, really tolerant of terrible dialogue. And must enjoy watching a bunch of naked sweaty men running around grunting and smiling at each other. I could see if you were a homosexual and liked the movie, because a lot of women I talked to loved the movie. When I asked them why, they just giggled. That pretty much says it all right there.
Donovan at 6:52PM, May 3, 2007
Wait, you're a guy? And you don't like 300? ... ... ... Okay, the officials have been alerted, you'll have to turn in your penis downtown.
luvmylab at 2:31PM, May 3, 2007
lol, if you don't like how overly-macho the movie is check this video out! :D its hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k