[14] Top Bunk!

theobrien on Oct. 1, 2007

You know, when you're a celebrity you get some perks in prison that normal schmoes like me don't. Like, if you're a rich guy, you can have rich girls be your cellmates. And if you used to play pro football, you get to play quarterback in the big inmates v. guards game.

Me, I'd just get passed around as a play toy. Because I am…oh…so…pretty.

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