Blind NInja: Declare your secret love for Kafka.
therealtj on Oct. 24, 2009
As for the other suggestions:
>Be big darn heroes
You aren't quite sure how to change your size. Perhaps you will find a GROWTH POTION later on.
>Retrieve arms from safe
You have no reason to suspect that there are any nearby safe, and even if you did, you would have no reason to believe that there were any arms in it. Besides, you already have arms, numbnuts.
>Ride flame throwers like mechanical bull
Being made of wood, you have LVL 7 FLAMMABILITY making this a very foolhardy move.
Now then, what next, readers?