"I'm a private investigator, but I moonlight as a profanity advisor"

Sasquatch_hunter on June 29, 2008

At the time I wrote this strip, Donald Trump was engaged in a ‘war of words’ with Rosie O'Donnell. She had accused him, if I recall correctly, of treating his beauty pageants as a bride-arranging service. Trump's rejoinders were heavily based on the phrases “fat” and “ugly”. Class act, that Trump.