Bram Stoker hates shipping

strixvanallen on March 5, 2015

Who would blame him?
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ME: Wait, Stoker, you didn't even hear about Jonathan x Arthur shipping!
STOKER: I'M NOT HEARING YOU!
(I only talked about Van Helsing's shippings because he is so Team Daddy that I think it's weird when he is shipped with the young heroes of the book.)