Waking Up With The King

TimBuckley on Sept. 21, 2006

I had the strangest dream last night. The “Burger King” from the Burger King commercials came to me in my bed. It was just like on television. He offered me a “Whopper” on a plate. I took the whopper into my mouth as the King took my whopper into his mouth and I woke up feeling hungry and arroused. Am I gay?