HAPPY BATHROOM SPIDER
dr_dolittle on April 25, 2007
Where have you gone?
I stepped out of the shower, the other day, and noticed a gigantic wolf-spider in behind my toilet. It didn't really disturb me, I just sat there (naked) and watched it. Then it tried to climb the wall, and I cheered it on.
Later that day, I returned to find Happy Bathroom Spider, and it was gone. I felt like crying. I wanted HBS to be my best friend. We could share secrets, play games, and even get married. Hell, it had already seen me naked.
So, HBS is gone, now. But I made this tribute to it. We all love you, Happy Bathroom Spider. Wherever you are.
Laeluu at 3:14PM, April 26, 2007
OMG. But I thought you hated spiders? o-o
Conned at 3:06PM, April 26, 2007
hahahah. I would have squished it to the high heavens! IT's huge! I'd be rather freaked out right out now...some where...in your house...there's a spider roaming free... You could swallow it while you sleep :P