The Captain
Carcinolove on Nov. 16, 2008
This is Morgan. Captain Morgan. He's pretty much 100% pure badassium™. He'll rock your face off, and then eat it for dessert. The entree is, of course, broken glass and crunchy chicks.
That last part was a Fable reference. If you didn't get it, you should leave right now.
No, don't. I was just kidding. I swear.
amanda at 3:45PM, Nov. 18, 2008
Mmm, crunchy chicks. I found eating a whole bunch of those in front of that one demon door was pretty effective. And delicious.
Oh Captain at 8:25PM, Nov. 17, 2008
you forgot the handsome part. Although, I suppose this speaks for itself.