The Captain

Carcinolove on Nov. 16, 2008

This is Morgan. Captain Morgan. He's pretty much 100% pure badassium™. He'll rock your face off, and then eat it for dessert. The entree is, of course, broken glass and crunchy chicks.

That last part was a Fable reference. If you didn't get it, you should leave right now.

No, don't. I was just kidding. I swear.