- #64 How Many Ways Can We Say It
- #63 One Condition
- #62 Duck Walks Into A Bar
- #61 The Entertaining One
- #60 Walk Out
- #59 Do the Hokey Pokey
- #58 Young Adult Porn
- #57 Drunk Duck Critique
- #54 Nerds
- #53 Scifi Convention
- #52 Cylons Freaking Rock
- #51 Shame
- #50 Respect
- #49 Lessons
- #48 Two Cans of Whoopass
- #47 Quiet
- #46 Two, In Theory
- #45 One Fatal Flaw
- #44 Election Reform
- #43 Nothing
- #42 Coming Soon to Blockbuster
- #41 Insect Arena
- #40 RIP, Eight-Legs
- #39 Audiorgasm
- #38 Young and Nubile Implied
- #37 The Blame Game
- #36 Even Monsters Like Coffee
- #35 Best Part of Waking Up
- #34 Sort of Buddhist
- #33 Cleansing
- #32 Sobriety
- #31 Resist the Temptation
- #30 O Holy Alcohol
- #29 Demon Summoning: The Aftermath
- #28 One Condition
- #27 Beggars Have Choices, Too
- #26 Define "Babies"
- #25 Best-Laid Plans
- #24 Single, Gay, Whatever!
- #23 The Survival Instinct Kicks In
- #22 Rebound Relationships
- #21 Single Again
- #20 Do-Over?
- #19 Facts About Friends
- #18 Redeeming Qualities
- #17 Try Not to Think Too Hard
- #16 Wait For It...
- #15 Study Buddy
- #14 All Doctors Are Created Equal
- #13 The Doctor Is IN
- #12 Fertility for Lepers
- #11 It's All About the Make-Up Sex
- #10 Relationships
- #9 Jealousy
- #8 At Least he Didn't Save the Grapes
- #7 It Goes Downhill From Here
- #6 Good Reasoning
- #5 Dedicated to Mom
- #4 Money
- #3 Dishes
- #2 ANTS
- #1 Along Came a Spider
- #56 Where have all the old strips gone?
- #55 Welcome to Drunk Duck!
#2 ANTS
Emperial on Feb. 10, 2007
Okay, so, the conversations are imaginary, but the events they are based on? 100% real.
Emperial at 11:04PM, Feb. 10, 2007
You and I are totally on the same page!
Terminal at 10:07PM, Feb. 10, 2007
Eating in front of the computer is the best thing ever, aside from the little crumbs that somehow end up behind the keys on the keyboard. (...sad is finding ants in there, who probably died trying to get said crumbs, may their souls rest in piece with pieces.)