#62 Duck Walks Into A Bar

Emperial on April 9, 2007

Here's the whole joke, which I got from my middle school science teacher, Bill. He was the best science teacher ever! We would go out on field trips to the mountains and learn about plants and rocks. My mom had a nickname for him… what was it… Bill Hunley, Manly Guy of Science? Sort of after Bill Nye the Science Guy. Bill Nye was awesome, too, but he wasn't my science teacher. And my middle school was one of those hippie progressive ones, which is why we got to call teachers by their first names.

Anyway, the joke! Picking up where Rik left off:

The next day, same thing. The duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender is really annoyed and he says to the duck: “If you come in here and ask that question one more time, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.” The duck hops down from the bar and waddles out the door.

The next day, at the appointed hour, in comes the duck. The bartender eyes him suspiciously. The duck goes up to the bar and asks, “Got any nails?”

The bartender says, “No…”

“Got any grapes?”