Sorry for the delay, everyone - coming off a vacation and still getting settled in at work, yarr. Also I am a pirate now for some reason, and it is very difficult to ink with this hook and a parrot crapping on my shoulder.
Now would be the proper time to destroy him...although this should be a lesson to her that all business transactions should have a written contract with signatures to help certain individuals with their faulty memories.
Typically I don't condone or promote violence...
...That said if our horned friend were to 'fall' a few times and break oh say a couple of dozen bones, I'd attribute it to fair karma repaid :)
http://www.drunkduck.com/Elspeth/index.php?p=721755
This is the page with the verbal contract where he clearly stated that he would set aside said chain. He is just plain lying and being stingy because she is a "lower race" than him.
He agreed to "set aside one of his old chains", so perhaps he feels like being overly literal in the 'small print' fashion. Or is he just going to pretend he agreed to nothing at all, and rely on her lower status and dependency on her reputation to protect him from any negative consequences? Or does he just want to teach her not to try to deal with his kind ever again? I suppose we might find out.
DarkVisor at 6:01AM, Oct. 6, 2011
Time for El to show Ms Vani just how well constructed that blade really is (by introducing her to the pointy end)
Malachite Maenad at 11:06PM, June 25, 2011
Snap them stupid little horns right off his puny little head!!!
mmm bacon0 at 10:26PM, June 23, 2011
You have a hook crapping on your shoulder? Are you feeding it cheese instead of iron?
Scythe Massakur at 11:54AM, June 23, 2011
Kill him naow!!!
beowulf500ad at 11:26PM, June 22, 2011
Now would be the proper time to destroy him...although this should be a lesson to her that all business transactions should have a written contract with signatures to help certain individuals with their faulty memories.
KaguyaMegami at 11:51AM, June 22, 2011
Biiiiiiitch move
wildcard at 10:43AM, June 22, 2011
Typically I don't condone or promote violence... ...That said if our horned friend were to 'fall' a few times and break oh say a couple of dozen bones, I'd attribute it to fair karma repaid :)
Ralanost at 8:16AM, June 22, 2011
http://www.drunkduck.com/Elspeth/index.php?p=721755 This is the page with the verbal contract where he clearly stated that he would set aside said chain. He is just plain lying and being stingy because she is a "lower race" than him.
Gillsing at 3:50AM, June 22, 2011
He agreed to "set aside one of his old chains", so perhaps he feels like being overly literal in the 'small print' fashion. Or is he just going to pretend he agreed to nothing at all, and rely on her lower status and dependency on her reputation to protect him from any negative consequences? Or does he just want to teach her not to try to deal with his kind ever again? I suppose we might find out.
SongCoyote at 1:39AM, June 22, 2011
Orcish berserker rage in 3... 2... 1...
wisemaji at 11:03PM, June 21, 2011
o.O
DAJB at 10:56PM, June 21, 2011
Can't help thinking that trying to double-cross an orc (or even a half-orc) is probably not a good idea!
Lemniskate at 9:43PM, June 21, 2011
Then what DID he agree to?
waffleferret at 9:31PM, June 21, 2011
KICK HIS ASS THAT DIDN'T PAY UP LIKE HE WAS SUPOST TO D8< and I mean his pack animal and his butt!!!
Karm2865 at 9:17PM, June 21, 2011
looks like a time for a memory building lesson.
Jamie59 at 9:17PM, June 21, 2011
Grab his horns & slam his nose into your knee. Then ask if he needs any more help remembering.
Chernobog at 8:52PM, June 21, 2011
That's it, break her face. Racist prig! She's asking for it.