This is Jake. He's just had an experience in his squalid little room, and he has to share it. The room in which he lives says a lot about him, though at times even I wonder if the statements are positive or negative. Is he a slob or is he occupied by more important matters? Is he frugal or is he dirt poor? How old is that pizza box? Does he eat pizza every day or is he making a Hot N' Ready last for a week? I like Jake.
