493. Dyonus the Hunter 06: Ex-Parrot

Sameth on Aug. 8, 2010

They're not pinin'! They've passed on! These parrots are no more! They have ceased to be! They've expired and gone to meet their maker (whomever that is…)! These are late parrots! They're stiffs! Bereft of life, they rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed them to the perch they'd be pushing up the daisies! They're run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! THESE ARE EX-PARROTS!!

Okay, so it's Monday and you know what that means! New Henchman No. 9. And don't forget to check out my book, Stone the Apprentice.