(0006) ~>Do a silly dance whilst precariously perched on your tower-house-thing. :V

OhSoVeryAdorkable on March 1, 2012

Yeah, no.
Even if youwantedto do such a stupid thing, that would require some pretty powerful magic. Thats something a REAL wizard could do. With a wand.
Youre taking the stairs.
On second thought, youve been warned about stairs. Youre taking the slidey pole.