Don't believe everything your mother tells you

optionaldelusion on Feb. 26, 2008

In the real life situation, Jo did take the bike and leave me at the park. I was hiding from the bully when he came up behind me. Luckily he was not as big as in the comic strip. I pretended that I wasn't actually hiding and that I was merely looking for something in the grass on my hands and knees. Also, I didn't hit him accidentally in the head with a shovel. I accidentally threw sand in his eyes.