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How to be a true gamer

ShadowGamer on June 22, 2008

Let me know if you want this on a t shirt! Me and chug think it would be pretty funny.

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CoolEpicGamerBigDick at 3:19PM, June 14, 2023

The nerds haters could never accomplish any of these steps

anonymous at 5:19AM, Sept. 5, 2008

How to be a TRUE failure at life. Step One: Make this comic. Step Two: Keep making it.

TEHPWNER at 10:15AM, June 29, 2008

oh i've been wanting a powerup t-shirt!

claus at 1:26PM, June 25, 2008

Shadow, this comic explains how to be a massive douchebag. To be a gamer, you first must: 1. Sit on your ass for hours at a time 2. Play games while doing only what's necessary to stay alive 3. Call everyone 'gay' on xbox live

Megadudex1 at 12:36AM, June 25, 2008

Gestapo is correct.

Gestapo at 5:09PM, June 24, 2008

Uh, Gestapo: Halo IS a game. What do you mean? Real gamers don't play bland and terribly overrated FPS's

Voretus at 10:59AM, June 24, 2008

Uh, Gestapo: Halo IS a game. What do you mean?

abcpea at 5:34AM, June 24, 2008

When was Tim Buckley executed?

Belphegor at 9:13PM, June 23, 2008

...Why aren't you dead yet? Usually when people release things as repulsive as this into the world, they are executed by firing squad.

Gestapo at 8:41PM, June 23, 2008

Oh, and here's a 5! Just kidding.

Gestapo at 8:38PM, June 23, 2008

Step 1. Look Cool! You guys look like total dweebs- FAILED Step 2. Get Some Hot Babes! They're ugly- FAILED Step 3. GAME! You're probably playing Halo- FAILED

7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 7:04PM, June 23, 2008

TSHIRT TSHIRT TSHIRT NOW!

anonymous at 6:24PM, June 23, 2008

If this ever got put on a shirt and someone wore it, steps 1 and 2 would be impossible to achieve. It would look really dorky and stupid, which would repel hot babes instead of attracting them. This comic is fail.