WHY ARE WE GAY?

I am Candyman on Nov. 11, 2012

These may be repeats to anyone who has been reading, but since my unfortunate deleting incident on Drunk Duck, I've decided to reload everything from the beginning, rather than just pick up where Rainbow Connection left off a couple of weeks ago.
For those who don't know, this is Derwood and Itchy, two gay bff's.  Most of the stories revolve around them, and a few of their friends.
Hope you enjoy.
And to anyone who has found me again, welcome back.