The Most Terrifying Time of the Year
Aioazech on Dec. 20, 2012
 This is my first Christmas in the suburbs in a few years… so I completely forgot that the towns around here do the whole FIRE TRUCK SANTA thing, where they blast their horns and drive up and down all the side streets to let children know that santa will be at the firehouse next weekend. It went on for HOURS.
I used to really look forward to catching Fire Truck Santa when I was younger, because they would give out candy canes and shit, but NOT ANYMORE. BAH HUMBUG.
