- A stitch in time will do just fine!
- Back to what passes for normality
- Time travelers?
- Wait, wait, wait, does that mean-
- Vigdis and the doc would make a cute couple
- This bit goes here
- Suitably impressed or not?
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Who?
- Rásdondr's Frankenstein Complex
- Action-packed filler
- Rásdondr's Dragons
The Prof and the Doctor
- What became of the dress?
- Grendel makes a splash.
- Later, in the pub...
- Did Vigdis help pass the time more quickly?
- Oppressive, tomb-like silence!
- Grendel gets obnoxious
- The debate continues in the cafetaria
- Embarrassment to Bleiz the Lutin
- Slow down, prof!
- Rásdondr poo-poos
- What about other hybrids?
- What became of the Green Knight? (3 of 3)
- What became of the Green Knight? (2 of 3)
- What became of the Green Knight? (1 of 3)
- The red queen
- Who was behind the laughing powder attack, and what was it meant to accomplish?
Nitpicks! Answering readers' questions in comic form!
- Baaawk! C'est fini!
- Ragna acts like she's Kel' s mother!
- What the cluck?
- Bonfire and Clydesdale make their escape, and Kel and Jodoque are dispatched.
- Even bureaucrats get fed up
- Bringing in the suspects, and promoting to fill the gap
- Contemplating history
- The painting
- Curving horizons
- Nightly goings-on
- Resolution
- Vroom goes the faerie
- A question popped
- Felix velut porcus in sterco
- Par-teh!
- Ululation is always funny
- Exposition and tension
- Misery and sound effects
- Twa magicians
- Ka-Change!
- Tentacles of love
- Confusionation and splooshification
- Disembodied conversation
- It's radioactive green!
- The belly of the beast
- With a hey nonny nonny and a foom
- Oh, it's gonna be the way I always thought it would be...
- Signing in
- Flight!
- Verdicts begin
- Drinking under the table
- It's Homeric
- Prof. Rásdondr sees the bright side of things
- Fafnir breaks the taboo
- Formaldehyde
- Touching, huh?
- The science explains
- Lions, tigers and a great big elephant in the room
- Rásdondr's testimony begins
- Look at them eyes roll! Look at them roll!
- Revisiting Contention
- Goblin garment
- An ugly encounter
- That's always my defense too
- Kel's testimony II
- Kel's testimony I
- Words fail
- Muahaha
- The plot congeals
- Wythllew as visionary
- Literary evidence
- Outrageous outrage
- Witch trial?
- Drum roll, drum roll...
- Cloaking spell
- Kel's memories of things
- An unusual gathering
- O-nay omment-kay on the umps-stay
- Dreaming of retirement already?
- Going native
- Grimborgsman/Maghreid
- The Ghost Of Him Walks
- Recap
- Away from the court, for a while
- Not much of a strategic thinker
- Mud, and an important question
- She's got a 'tood
- Wythllew test-ti-FIES!
- Wythllew to the fore!
- Tattoos! Get'em while yer drunk!
- Disturbing
- Huh huh huh!
- Off with his beard!
- The Green Knight is asked to cooperate
- Consternation over a severed head
- Shrugging and preaching
- The filth and the screaming
- He's heard of courting rejection
- Wheels falling off
- Squiggly?
- The direst phrase
- This line was coming, you knew that.
- Ottar's testimony begins
- Any similarity to George W Bush is nearly coincidence
- Lots of tasty DOOM!
- Deliberation and drinks
- Fafnir's Gambit
- Expert Testimony 1.
- Fading in and out
- Fade into statue
- Son of a bastard!
- Swat!
- Kangra's indictment
- Spin Spin Spin
- Endless, endless text!
- Disputes within disputes
- Isolde clashes with her esteemed opponent
- Points of order, continued
- Points of order
- Lady Justice looks upon us all
- Isolde sums up the work of the past few days
- Ottar defuses the situation
- Green balloons
- The next day
- Nighttime
- It might be a Masonic ritual
- Trippy!
- Red Onion!
- Suddenly, things are not going well
- Isolde keeps up the good work
- Arthur discusses his motives!
- The lady is not for crowning
- Offers and footnotes
- Carved in the very wood!
- Travel arrangements
- All look same
- Remember the office guy?
- For kitten fans only
- Slipping away
- Turning up the heat
- Good. Then we'll begin.
- It *was* a real arrest!
- We got her!
- Mnuh
- Something.. stirred
- This spark, this needle, these maggots!
- Things!
- Maghreid's eagle eye
- Once more into the CREEEAAAK!
- Prepare for to - for to-
- Sniffing and hacking
- Lies! Damned lies!
- Picasso with a hangover
- Feiht reveals her motivation
- Catch!
- Chase!
- It's hilahaha-hilahaha- harrowing.
- Guilt trip
- Gleeb!
- Tuulen Ukko tuulen Akka, tuulen kaikki ristikansa
- Debriefing
- I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders...
- Flunky say, flunky do
- A little background on the Fae arts, and some swearing
- It's done with mirrors
Atra waxes theatrickal
- A witch's cackle
- If you went into the woods in 980...
- City pillocks and skinny purple elf-things
- Nostalgia-vision
- DRE-A-M-T-I-ME!
- Mbl, I say! Mbl!
- Always keep a diamond in your head
- Everybody do the st. Vitus dance
- Abui's patience is tried again
- Nothing clings like the past
- Modeling
- Effigy!
- Tentacles and bureaucracy
- You'd forgotten about the squid, hadn't you?
- Never mess with a drunken gnome!
- Meanwhile at the Lutin feast
- Territorialism
- This place is just like Bletchley Park, but with better wall art
- Faerie wiretap
- The art of diplomacy
- Naive enthusiasm
- The Eyeball of the beheld
- Party at the Lutinses
- A sweaty moment!
- Wodeskovian?
- A pleasant conversation
- Cheese
- It looks like an alehouse to me
- Team Norla has a setback
- That man is a sweet talker!
- The itch with no name.. the itch that is in your pants.
- Where they lead us...
- Usesomehoodlessness
- Haughtsome strengthsome
- Talking Wythllew Blues
- Eniac puts two and two together, and one thing in another.
- Thok.
- Corblimey, no!
- Fading into Clarity
- Dissent
- Politicoes
- Rough justice
- At last, a wrestling move!
- Give.... me... head...
- Flute looting
- Bonfire and Clydesdale
- Post Mudball cooldown
- Bring me the head of... bring me my head!
- Pinching your nose from a distance
- Norla as a chicken psychologist
- Ze frensh roustair!
- I see red
- Interior monologue
- Polite disagreement
- Interior monologue, rudely interrupted
- The scam explained
- My manners are cutting off heads!
- Hachettes Croisees on a field vert
- The big green guy talks about knighthood.
- At Last, the Green Knight!
- Waking the witch, waking the faeries, waking the dogs and cats, the flies and rats.
- Curled up on the floor, just like a baby boy...
- Man of the forest
- A little bit dotty
- My body is my Grimborg
- A Family Affair...
- Ottar seems to have a cunning plan
- Walking through the undergrowth
- A twist in the tale, and a boot to the ass
- The Douardess gets pushy
- A cosy little chat
- All-night close harmony baby wail concerto
- All hell breaks loose
- Green chickens, and a ham
- Mudball! What's that like then?
- The Bells of Hell
- 'Bullshit' is such a useful word!
- And the votes from the jury...
- Let's dance!
- Shoddy workmanship
- Love Potion number 5
- A Scry in the Darkness
- Robed in
- Walk, don't fly
- Crime scene investigation
- Get a life, with the dreamer's dream
- Thwack!
- He must have been to the Ambassador's party
- Cras! Cras!
- That's an eerie thing to say for a Raven
- Fearless leader my foot!
- KRONK!
- Oo-er.
- Love those swirly whirly lights
- Desorientation
- The saddest creatures in the Gnomian Republic!
- It must be the concussion
- What a drrrrreadful ham!
- Last resort...
- Is it Vincent Price?
- I turned into ... what?
- Trouble has flame-red hair
- Poof crash ding
- At last... a rest
- At Sinn Fae headquarters
- And 'poof' he goes...
- Gnomian ritual
- Please, get on the slab
- Backlash
- They usually say that about weddings
- Never piss off a duck
- ... different somehow this time.
- Norla's darkest hour... and how she copes with it
- It gets sadder
- Excsandas?
- Do not eat the cookies
- Have broom, will travel.
- Bundle of laughs.
- Kel misses her mom
- Where Spin is Spun
- Chew on this!
- Heron are a kind of flying cow
- Powdered wigs = hot sexx0rz
- More legalese, and veiled threats
- Legalese!
- Altogether Upstairs, or Foole play she does?
- Sidhe-Maghreid causes trouble
- Crunchy Oatmeal
- On the wings of cranes and heron
- Red in tooth and claw
- Bump in the night
- Mystery Red Hat
- Drama!
- Grimborg
- Back in the pub...
- The lush separation engulfs them
- Plans are made
- Kangra of all people keeps a cool head...
- Who-ho-ho-ho Shelterhue
- More legal and political discourse
- Political smoke and mirrors. But which is which?
- A rustle, skepticism and a cunning plan
- True, livid colors... green, to be precise
- The gods are in their darkened halls, and all is right with the world...
- They *never* look like axe murderers
- The Blood Thickens...
- Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work she goes
- Kel's Rite of Serfdom, Night One
- The Big Oaf!
- Anise milk! It's an insult!
- Sepia-toned, bitter-sweet meh-moh-rays
- Into the Fi-aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
- A dam bursts. Or something like that.
- Baaawl!
- At last, an explanation!
- More rancorous debate
- Scene change!
- They've been hating each other's guts for a long time
- Wot, no Boursin?
- It means "tail"
- Sinn Fae
- Clap me in irons!
- A multi-colored, pint-sized mob
- I-
- Eyeball survey
- Kel is shown around the Dyrtforrabyggern
- A dreadful scenario
- rrrrrrrrrrrrthoomtapocketapocketapocketa
- It no trouble until drumming stop
- Norla's livid
- Uhm, wha?
- Resistance is clearly futile
- Impatience over late-itude
- That moment just before the sewage factory hits the wind energy aggregate.
- Getting dispensation
- That's one way to keep your love life spicy...
- Pranksterism is in the blood.
- Get thee behind me!
- Always remember what you've just got into bed with
- Privacy and faeries don't mix.
- From the mouths of alchemists...
- Faerie wrangling 102.
- Well.... OK. Just one cliché
- Background info
- Taking orders
- Inn-evitably...
- Floop
- Welcome in penny chatter
- Talking Grotto Voce
- Inflationary faeries
- Grotto grotto fandango
- Rare Nordic Ethno Grooves
- Runes. They're good for the soul.
- Work, work work, with a hey and a ho and a nonny nonny
- A Load of Old Cobblers'
The Rite of Serfdom
- A plain, yet foodsome repast III
- A plain, yet foodsome repast II
- A plain, yet foodsome repast I
- Paradise regained... for some! II
- Paradise regained... for some! I
- Morph-lust sated
- Oh, piffle!
- Morph-lust and job-hunt II
- Morph-lust and job-hunt I
- Impulsive implosion, or impassiveness?
- Impiety and impropriety!
- Oththere saede to his hlaforde....
- Distribution
- Disaugiation
- Exploitation
- Bovine faecalisation II
- Bovine faecalisation I
- Confirmation
- Recuperation
- Excorcism
- Coercion
- Running for it
- Demonization
- Towards Annihilation
- Visitation
- Third Generation
- Undomestication
- Malediction
- Incineration
- Exhumation
- Manipulation
- Admonition
- Disinclination
- Proposition
- Apprehension
- Dissimulation
- Digression
- Provocation
- Disarticulation
- Arbitration
- Revelation
- Argumentation
- Captivation
- Documentation
- Contextualisation
- Observation
- Negotiation
- Ritualization
- Invecteration
- Infestation
- Nauseation
- Inhumation
- Evolution
- Summonisation
- Organisation
- Hallucination?
- Explication
- Protestation
- Raven's lowest ebb
- Confronteration
- Corneration
- Reunion
- Met with a raven, with eyes black as coal...
- ... not a comedy troupe
- Cool punk gear
- An uncomfortable situation
- More than just a source of drinks
- Encampment
- Ragna lays down the law.
- Hildegard
- That horse'll be coming out of a tin!
- A misunderstanding is perpetuated
- Reporting successes.
- Alley-slipping
- Balls
- Flirtation
- It's that hussy! Boo! Hiss!
- Oog.
- Gulp...
- Femur and fury
- Gloop.
- Psychedelic Technicolor Berk
- Scientific testing
- Broccoli Cosmique!
- Déjeuner sûr l'herbe
- Shifty characters
- Illicit research
- Not the smallest pillock, nor the biggest, but a pillock and a half!
- The saga begins
- Fortification before exposition
- Something shocking
- Babies = yucky
- Cameosity
- Mudslope Sabbath
- Talk to... well, some part of me that's actually part of me.
- Exhaustification
- Radiant... jewels
- Decoy!
- Red-headed trouble in a green bandana
- It means "Hear Ye, Hear Ye"
- A good outlook
- Relational strain
- Flashforward
- Plunge
- Shrug
- Ears for the pulling
- A turnout for the books!
- The Elvish
- 725
- 724
- 723
- 722
- 721
- 720
- 719
- 718
- 717
- 716
- 715
- Decision making process
- A package with a message... and a half!
- Racing Gnome
- Fishful!
- Steadhome found, hours belated
- Backflash
- Oh
- Auteur dezes voelt zich altijd zo
- Wythllew and Ottar don't get it
- Leroukh makes the Understatement of the year 1001
- Aerial attack
- The Corbies hire staff
- Introducing Ottar!
- Yule dinner, Corby style!
- Harold
- Mirror mirror on the wall
- The Queen has had her say
- Standoff-ish.
- Actually, the Queen amuses herself
- ... there is usually confusion.
- Where there's smoke...
- Woof!
- Tempus Sugit
- Fading from Grey
- Hot Flash!
- Carrying torches
- Sparks will fly
- Captive Elves
- Singeing off a few years
- Into the Fire! WAAAARGH!
- Those baths, those awful baths!
- Making do with what you have
- "I'm a Librarian!" - "So go back to Libraria!"
- The lived-in castle
- Atra's sensibilities are put into question
- Sticks and stones
- Cave paintings
- Not all women need a lot of time to pick their outfits
- It rhymes! Groan...
- Alligator guard
- Potzenmacher?
- Silent city
- Can-do attitude!
- Wyrmlike exposition
- 'Off with her head!'
- Conference
- Vanishing act
- It gets wyrder
- Balls-to-the-wall witchcraft!
- Bouncing and pinging
- Skylla, meet Charibdis
- Crossed-out commoners
- Wythllew makes friends and influences people
- The faerie and the earth-pig!
- Wythllew's perspective
- Meanwhile, Guðrún is having difficulties
- Ethelfried's dilemma, and the certainties of her guest
- Hmmmm...
- Tamlin has had his say...
- Recapitulation (again) and oh, there's a naked guy outside the window
- Tamlin gets a keen if skeptical hearing
- Ethelfried is pretty kurt.
- More equal rules of engagement are established
- Wythllew and Leroukh (cont.)
- Wythllew is puzzled, and gets rooked
- Something's going 'pop' in the forest.
- Guðrún reaches her limits
- Ethelfried has another guest
- The Footman's Cold Shoulder
- Tamlin's Progress
- ... and settles in
- A daily routine resumes...
- Meanwhile at Leppiäinen's
- Angry vicious Atra
- The mood darkens...
- Update
- Proud parents!
The Corby Tribe
- Niiniis
- Cooldown
- Coming out of the sauna.... with a glow
- ...
- ...
- ...
- The Midden and the Windmill
- Maternity
- More of Sari's bedside manner
- Ethelfried summons her courage
- Zip
- Ragna meets an old acquaintance
- Hodie Mihi, Cras Tibi
- Stressfest
- Mrs. Leppiainen upholds the standard
- Upheaval
- Debriefing
- Tamlin Officially Needs a Cold Bath
- Sweat and Swelter
Sauna Opera
- Epilogue
- Homecoming
- Tentacles!
- Facepalmeration and mufflification
- The Dragon once again shows his unique perspective
- Vegetation
- Devourments
- I've been reliably informed that the answer to that question is yes
- Even the dragon propositions Kel!
- Interlock
- Eat your heart out, Niccolo Macchiavelli!
- Thygmophilia
- The hair never lies
- Tamlin Reminisces
- Gnomian intrigue continues
- Guðrún, Ragna, Derek and JoBeth!
- Booz'n Boots?
- Kel drives a hard bargain
- ... and you thought YOU had problems!
- Big ol' dragon
- Kel wakes up with all her clothes mysteriously still there
- Evidence of absence
- Crows can count, recognise people, and tell lies!
- Rave...
- Meanwhile, at the Corby Cottage
- Bath and Beer
- Dragon Dreams
- Blinkies
- Framed Matrix Crossover Day Seven
- Framed Matrix Crossover Day Six
- Framed Matrix Crossover Day Five
- Framed Matrix Crossover Day Four
- Framed Matrix Crossover Day Three
- Framed Matrix Crossover Day Two
- Framed Matrix Crossover Day one
- Kel wakes from a dream, and then it gets weird.
- Eldritch purple glow, but why a duck?
- I'm a whack job, oh yeah.
- Hypnagogic depression
- Little Cottage in the Woods = not good
- Mags thinks on her talons
- Of course she does! Wait...
- Oh! The door!
- Nachos!
- Got nails?
- That's what you get...
- Not quite a dogfight, but close.
- No! Not the toothless gag!
- Did I mention that you shouldn't mess with pregnant Kel?
- Thrakattack!
- It's probably because kittens can be vicious...
- Bugger me! That's what the McGuffin looked like!
- Don't mess with pregnant Kel!
- She... wants... to... WHAT??
- She wants to WHAT?
- The forecaster hadn't mentioned they'd be green
- "Occasional" naked faerie?
- As if Groy would ever adopt micro-taxes.
- Quartz is a crystal...
- Balls! Balls everywhere!
- Where did I hear that phrase before?
- Ahem. Woof.
- When someone you know turns out to be a celebrity...
- Psychedelic!
- YOU! NEED! VOLUME! IN! THIS! JOB!
- You always start with that.
- Waking up Screaming
- Herding!
- Dolphins and Dragons
- Epiloguosity
- Endfulness
- Confuzzelation. And alcoholisation.
- Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?
- The name of the Great Gourme is invoked.
- ... and the flamethrower goes 'woof'
- Kra and Kel, in one universe
- Tempt the untemptable
- We're glad too
- Poor, poor Tamlin!
- Here's a chance to make it, if we focus on your goal
- Did I mention Jodoque's sudden interest in dung?
- Panning out
- Kccchhhk!
- So. Doomed.
- Ethnic slurs are used. Or something
- Fine Gnomian hashish
- Eat your heart out, J.R.R Tolkien!
- Jay communicates
- Jake's instinct for spotting naked women raises some more eyebrows
- Jodoque's sudden interest in dung raises some eyebrows
- What a boor!
- What the flaming Futhark on a buttered stick?
- Black and white haircut = bad news
- Well, wouldn't you be skeptical?
- Lunkhead redux
- This is a joke, right?
- Conspiracies are phat!
- Why's she averting her eyes like that?
- The Corby Clan
- Epilogue
- Monks are monky
- It's quite allright. The chosen one always rejects the prophecy
- Notsodevius
- Campbell is a brand of soup.
- Grovel
- Clerical Underground
- I suppose they're pretty lucky
- Consternation and dearbordomification
- ... and where did Dag get a huff?
- Weren't they ALL unpleasant people?
- Lingua Franca incomprehensabla
- Wring that neck, baby
- Urban sophisticate Tamlin
- A mystical instrument?
- It's a genuine Eriksson!
- Bellyfeeling
- Dag's fate
- "Trusty" Leppiainen?
- Atra rains on a parade
- Log cabin plans
Babble Banter Brouhaha
- Oh God Oh God Oh God
- Toothless Crocodile Pit
- Who's the weakest link?
- Mr. Whippy
- Wrong, it was you
- But but but... what are the rules?
- Rrreveal
- A surprise, of sorts
- Pillars in a circle, uh-oh
- Widescreen Jerome Bosch
- Thwak! # 2
- Why not abandon all fear?
- Thwak! #1
- An unwelcome guest
The Weakest Lunkhead
- Archery 2
Archery 1
- So what was it you wanted to tell me?
- C'mere... closer...
- You go first. No, you.
- Ragna, Kel, there's something I've got to tell you
- Who's the Visigoth?
- You're back!
- We bred trolls! For the souvenir market!
- Tamlin? - Yeah?
- I dunno... we just had a good gender balance going...
- I demand that you put me down!
- Come all ye fair and tender girls...
- Found anything yet?
- Not enough soap, I think.
- Uh-Oh! It's getting unstable!
- Ohshitohshitohshit!
- Whaddayamean, you hate magic?
- Er... thingies. Whatever.
- Mandrake Root! Eye of Newt! Agar-Agar! Drool of Toad!
- We'll brew a potion to sedate those two.
- Mudbath! Carbuncle Cthulhu!
- Guards! Hang Guðrún by her ears and lower her slowly into boiling oil!
- Hahaa! Oh, no!
- Oops!
- Burn in hell, flea-infested mongrels! Bad!
- It seems to be getting narrower here
- Now! Let's go find that witch!
- This place must be part of the ancestral Dönnerwetter castle.
- We stood guard last night and watched it reassemble itself.
- Look! I've found this really cool wolf fur!
- Oooooooooh my head
- But he's such a - such a- such a
- I told you it was a hare-brained scheme!
- Well, let's tuck in!
- There's a light at that end...
- It's built into the wall!
- Shishishalashone!
- Rap! Rap! Wha!
- We'd love to stay, but someone should stay behind to guard the prisoners...
- Shiver and tremble, fiends! The Baron of Fieffelfalsfaffel is here!
- : ...As soon as our mistress signals the attack, I'll eat at least three of the ambassador's guards...
- Hut! Hut! Hut!
- And so I found this outpost where three dog-men were talking about - hey, I've got beer?
- Yip! Wheeze! Pant!
- Identify myself? My foot!
- What's he waiting for?
- Just don't do it while I'm around.
- Looting, pillaging and ... the other thing
- The firm axe of strong government
- The what?
- Am I glad to be out of the embassy for a bit!
- Whoa! Kick-ass broom...
- Castle Rimur
- Heptokilononacenteduodecamerone
- And now, I've always got plenty of staff at my disposal!
- Bootlicking minions
- One day, I reached an important insight...
- There was a formula for creating wolfmen in a book
- ...A bomb went off in the chimney!
- It's got copies of the entire Vatican Collection
- Take two parts goose spit and a spoonfull of wasp fat
- Amazonian Aggressors Assault Assinine Ambassador
- FFF: Ever the diplomat
- Pant pant pant
- This is not the career I had in mind!
- So you think she is breaking through the mandrake spell?
- I'll go to town and buy some fresh fish.
- And so we conclude this special meeting with the recommendation...
- Report from our spies, sir!
- Kra, could you go and fetch us a few bars of soap
- Would you mind if I wrung the Ambassador's neck first?
- The Ambassador tarries...
- The representative is a tea-totaller.
- What the hell do you think you are doing?
- It could even be Guðrún herself
- Welcome all to the first strategy meeting...
- Ragnarok! You look positively radiant today!
- Good morning!
- Hey, it was the fish, okay?
- Combing hair
- Arrooo!
- You're teaching an ELF?
- A Gnome will never be an elf.
- Are you quite finished with your stupid games?
- I was taught by - Mthpfh!
- Pondering powerful magic
- Regrettable misunderstanding, amice
- I am Ragnarok, flap
- Ambassador, thrilled, thwip
- Ghni, whine, introductions
- Tweeting birds, sorry, WAP!
- You and your pals have an exciting life though
- You know, we almost got arrested here once
- Hogsbludderfenchurch fair
- Would you like a broom-ride home?
- So what's so tricky about juggling penguins?
- Toads. Legs. Mandrake. Four
- Oh yeah, the other visitor!
- Sanderon, you old poisoner!
- Mudslope Festival canceled due to bright sunny weather
- I see someone up there! Hello?
- The biggest tourist attraction
- Traveling
- And of course, I did have some training in the Craft
- Kiss
- Look very carefully - no problem!
- An elf?
- The local microclimate is full of surprises
- Hmmm... how about a trip?
- Get thee behind me, cold front!
- Dux explicit
- Honest work, a fee, and some time away from Clwyd-Rhan
- Duke Henry explains his concerns
- The high-born Lady Trollop!
- Bah! Inedible
- Pickings are slim again.
- Miss! Thbbpp!
- Bloodthirsty berserks who - FLATS!
- Clwyd-Rhan's winters are harsh!
- Intro page 4
- Intro page 3
- Intro page 2
- Gudrun
- Epilogue
- 'Hey, nice necklace' - don't you just want to hug and cuddle him?
- Kel brandishes that thing better than she does a sword!
- She's been socked!
- If you want to imagine the future, imagine a foot...
- Pentagram and double-pentagram
- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
- tranquility interrupted by mayhem
- Wait, wait, wait
- Brrrrrrrrrrreasts! Brrrrrrrrrrrrreasts!!!!!!
- I just like to say "trollop"
- I want movable ears like that
- At least distracting Scarabus is easy
- I mean, look at you!
- Setting the agenda
- aw...
- Looking o the bright side...
- That also didn't look pleasant
- Literature search
- ...
- Kick when she's down
- That's gotta hurt!
- Smackdown!
- Ha!
- Tomatenprimaten
- Kel and Atra are back from the Sabbat
- Striking at the root of the problem
- The others have found the tree.
- It looks like Wythllew has been out in the heat for too long
- Tamlin is unwilsome, and Damonk is stuck in his comic.
- The wood can get pretty scary at this time of year.
- It's... green. Very... green.
- Jodoque waxes prophetic
- A search is started
- Ragna is puzzled over Tamlin abandoning his ale.
- Some boaring stuff interrupted by magic
- Tamlin tries to get some work done.
- Muggy, Sweaty heat!
- Wythllew changes her tune but not her idiom, alas
- Broil my haunches and call me Rumpelstilt!
- Controntation! Hoodwin, etc.
- Poit
- Wrath and displeasure!
- Toxic waste is conveniently dumped
- Scarabus revises his plans
- Seethe
- Not quite a cannibal-and-missionary gag, but close.
- Pig-boy robs a shop.
- The legend of the earth-pig
- Jodoque makes a strategic withdrawal
- Jodoque does not like the look of the Earth-Pig at all
- Bookspace!
- The Earth-Pig's origins explained
- It' s a ... whatever!
- Scarabus
The Faerie and the Earth-Pig
- Musicking 4
- Musicking 3
- Musicking 2
Musicking 1
King's Drama - the story we're skipping
- CRAC!
- It's like a ticker tape parade, but without the ticker tape
- A warm welcome
- One more zap, and...
- One more thing remains to be done!
- Plant fight!
- The mess is, indeed, considerable
- Gnome meets gnome
- Overgrowth
- Vlap, again!
- She's awfully smug
- Introducing Kangra
- Delicate flowers
- Okidokey
- Phew!
- A WHAT landed on the temple?
- Contention has reached the Goblin King's castle
- We can't leave the prisoners here like this!
- Er... VLAP!
- Pentagrams for freedom!
- It's making me nervous, it give me the hives
- If the Great Gourm isn't satisfied, I'm not satisfied
- Jake's fate worse than death
- The rear-end ramrod? Oh dear...
- Enter Ghrgugha
- Iron fetters-the bastards!
- Sour grapes, disappointingly small diamonds, and the torture dungeon
- The Goblin King's tasteful parties
- That lucky, lucky bastard!
- Ruling with a copper fist
- The mother of all bad puns is here.
- Suggestions of a vegetarian diet, and the breaking up of tents.
- Attacking Ghrghuha
- Woe and Alas
- Uncouth
- The Great Gourm will not be fobbed off
- The ugliest mongrel!
- Ah, there she is
- Can you spot the Kel?
- Sodoffsodoffsodoff
- Feed the cyclops already!
- Zinngggg!
- Globbo the cyclops will join you
- The spoils of war
- Kel hates her outfit, and mistrusts the Gnomes
- A change of clothes
- The Gnome wins.
- One for the transformation fans
- Flipping the bird
- Trouble with jewelry
- Moving into plot
- Gnomian transports explained
- Ragna seeks enlightenment
- Put me down!
- Finally, some certainty about Tamlin's species
- Bleary-eyed gnomes
- Hyperspace, or something
- Occult forces and outdated pop culture
- Kel is struck by a realisation
- A Thunderous applause
- Announcements and suspense building
- The lutist Jakob Henriksson
- Tamlin is happy as a Tamlin in beer
- Kel awakes from sweet slumber
- Come on hear dear girl, have some soup
- Morning
- How to extract food from gullible vendors
- The disaster continues
- Rain and mud!
- Tamlin's woes continue
- Beerspace
- Invisible Frog, take 1
- It's invitation-only!
- Tamlin likes the easy life
- Rose
- Hot damn and potato
- Watermelon
- With what, indeed
- Tamlin's new shape
- Refresher course crack
- Mad as a hatter! Ha ha!
- Hatter? What hatter?
- A peaceful scene and a crime
The Stone of Contention
- The End
- Them mammals sure are lucky
- A wild, chemise-clad chase follows
- ...and another 25
- Kel goes for broke
- That'll be twenty rosaries
- Sanctuary
- A wild chase, because we haven't seen those before.
- Whoa!
The New Sheriff
- The End
- There's nothing to it. Banzai!
- ... but those other guys are still outside!
- Kel prevents disaster
- In her own unique manner, Kel makes a discovery
- Malt, wort, dandelion leaves and slug slime
- Process
- A tour of the premises, if you'd be so kind, sir?
- The village of Dogwhat
Brewery
- What will I tell the others?
- You uuuuuuuused meeeee!
- How do you manage with all that excess baggage?
- What lurks beneath that hideous exterior?
- Jewelry and sweetness
- Go on then, hero!
- I remember it well...
- We've got no choice...
- The next morning
- That night is The Night of the Dragon (thunderclap)
- One night each year, it's safe to walk through the forests of Clwyd-Rhan alone.
Night of the Dragon
- A new proclamation
- And that would have been that, if not...
- The feast
- The journey back
- Atra and Kel consider the plot holes
- Tweet, tweet, infodump
- The King is slow of understanding
- At last, the condemned man stirs no more
- The announcer's prose turns somewhat purple
- Dona Eis Requiem
- Thwack and also bleargh
- Pie jesu domine
- In which we play spot the rat
- In which paté is made and wuks are improvised
- In which the word sundry is used. Also trifle
- Moral dilemmas can drive a girl nuts
- Two men
- Kel prowls the night
- Tamlin has an imp of punning in him
- I wouldn't leave that bed either
- The Poet basks in the King's brilliance
- A feeble excuse
- Maybe maybe maybe
- Tamlin appears to come to his senses, or does he?
- Divers and sundry solutions for blah blah blah
- Joachim Piepelmeyer the Younger
- Spawn of the devil!
- Ribbit, ribbit
- An urgent request not to disturb the faerie
- Load up! Load up!
- Commander Alvarez
- Deranged cackling
- Stinkhorns! In my wrath I hadn't snuffled them
- Who dares vex Wythllew?
- Gnomes' feet!
- What a washout!
- Drool of toad and foamy conversation
- Discreet reconnoitry
- Kel is given reason to grumble
- Atra's in the dumps
- The not very classy inn
- Slippety slip
- Kel's senses tingle
- Bed, bath and booze
- The high road and the low
- King of the mountain
- The King's logic
- A royal decision
- Tent trouble and bad jokes
- Not a lot of wisdom here
- Whose pillar is bigger than whose?
- Claudius the pillar saint and his buddy
- The Pillar Field
- Uncouth character and arid plain
- Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the hemp hornpipe
- Goldmuskateller and shinee.
- Booze. It makes you drunk.
- The helpful barman
- Beer!
- Tamlin orders a round
- Trust will not go unpunished
- Packing for the trip
- The even more unctuous doodler
- The unctuous rhymer
- Revelation
- The hanged man
- Hell is other people getting eggs broken over them
- Talk about opportunity knocking
- Tamlin ponders and dithers. Then he has a vision
- Tamlin has a bright idea
- The King's missive is read
- The skull of a racing goblin is thick
- The net is sprung
- How to nab a racing goblin
- Ragnarok's pit
- Trails of the Rogues
- The Death Warrant: Frontispiece and introduction
The Death Warrant
- Dénouement
- The fiend's manners become a topic of debate
- A hare-brained scheme is hatched
Devil
- All's well that ends well for someone.
- Hefigna Hafagnagna Hunfougnon
- Just when Atra realises what she needs...
- Onions, brie, menthol..
- Jake puts another customer in his pipe and smokes him
- Tough scientific nuts are being cracked.
- Atra also has a question.
- Objectives, means and loot
- Lead, lead lead, we like to sell lots of lead!
- Meanwhile, a scam is being hatched
- This year's conference is in the woods!
- Damn those annoying perpetuum mobiles!
- Some historical background on alchemists
- A letter
Alchemists
- The end
- Tending to the fire
- Pants, draughts and magic
- Jake takes a risk
- Flump
- Bwa ha ha ... ha ha ha ha
- Barnardus reveals his true nature
- Pleading with his royalness
- Hahaa! Success! Bow to your King!
- At the castle
- Kel in the pen, and in the dumps
- Well, well, well
- Kel grabs the Belt, and then...
- Kel tries to turn the tide
- A quick little siege
- Jake is concerned, Barnardus is not
- Respect Barnardus' Authority!
- Chac!
- There they are
- A mission for Kel
- They're gone
Headsmen
- The end
- Jake's recovery
- Another belthole won't work
- Trying on the belt
- There's an undertone of obsession in the conversation.
- A quick explanation
- Action!
- The Green Knight's turn
- It gets bloody
- To the shed!
- Tamlin's response to the challenge
- Faeries' Tongues in Aspic
- Above or below the salt?
- There's something fishy about this Green Knight.
- The Green Knight likes fun
- The imposing figure of the Green Knight
- Lord and master
- Introductions, and a path
- Futharkism
- A change in the hag's mood
- The explanatory power of an empty barrel
- The bosom of young Abigail
- The happy hag
- Fallen in the kettle, eh?
- Invincibility potion, redux
- That must be a hag, mark my words
- The King's men are willied
- Ogre
- The King's mind grinds towards a conclusion
- There are more critters in the forest
- How to get rid of annoying fairies
- A big book about monsters and demons
- Cookies!
- The punctured barrel
- The Chase!
- The next morning
- King Groy in love
- Nabbing the Racing Goblin
- Racing Goblins explained
- Arrival at the inn
- That farmer is irritating
- It's knackered
- In short, bleah.
- The journey starts
- Shteal the Green Knight'sh Belt
- Testing the potion
- Superglue is useful for everything!
- Tamlin loses his bottle
- The Golden Noose
- Jake and Ragna have a moment
- Tamlin hears an interesting tale
- Creative management ideaas
- Competition
- The gang at work, for a change
- Tax Gatherers
- A word on King Groy
- The Setting, Explained
- It's driving me nuts!
- Foreword to The Green Knight's Belt
The Green Knight's Belt
Spin Spin Spin
Reinderdijkhuis on May 22, 2012
Originally published on June 30, 2004 .
Jamie59 at 7:45PM, May 22, 2012
Hope you feel better.