584 - A question about speedos

Sizalia on Sept. 15, 2016

The eternal debate that top scientists will forever be divided over, constant arguing and theories flung back-and-forth throughout the science community… What WOULD be the effect of UG's speedos being launched into the sun?
Some might say… they'd merely vaporize due to the intense heat, but those doomsayers are WRONG! (Doomsayers, aka people using logic)