- #532 - 7 & 1/2 Years Comes Down To This?
- #531 - Homeless In Texas
- #530 - New Times For Ivy
- #529 - Without You Guys
- #528 - While She Was Sleeping
- #527 - Conscious Help Is Hard To Find
- #526 - Packing Zs
- #525 - Like Old Times
- #524 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 9)
- #523 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 8)
- #522 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 7)
- #521 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 6)
- #520 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 5)
- #519 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 4)
- #518 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 3)
- #517 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 2)
- #516 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 1)
- #515 - Suspect Behavior
- #514 - What Could Go Wrong?
- Quality Time With Buddha Part 4 (filler strip)
- #513 - Evil Transitions
- #512 - Gone In A Flash
- #511 - This Party Packs A Punch
- #510 - One Ring To Annoy Them All
- #509 - Ding-A-Ling Has The Ring
- #508 - Lucky Helper
- #507 - Inviting Trouble
- #506 - In A Party Planning Pickle
- #505 - A Change Is In The Air
- #504 - Uneventful Planning
- #503 - The Blow Off
- #502 - Pavlov Would Be Proud
- #501 - Something Has To Go
- Filler Strip: Cute + Tasty = My Friends ;)
- #500 - Bitches Hate That
- #499 - Spam By Your Man
- #498 - Observing The Obvious
- #497 - ...Or Fake It
- #496 - Break It...
- #495 - Bad Timing For Bad News
- #494 - The Intervention: Part 12
- #493 - The Intervention: Part 11
- #492 - The Intervention: Part 10
- #491 - The Intervention: Part 9
- #490 - The Intervention: Part 8
- #489 - The Intervention: Part 7
- #488 - The Intervention: Part 6
- #487 - The Intervention: Part 5
- #486 - The Intervention: Part 4
- #485 - The Intervention: Part 3
- #484 - The Intervention: Part 2
- #483 - The Intervention: Part 1
- #482 - Romance Redux
- #481 - She Would Know
- #480 - The P.I. Joke Is D.O.A.
- #479 - There's One In Every Office
- #478 - A Hug(e) Welcome
- #477 - Responsible Adult
- #476 - Problem Solved
- #475 - The Mom Offensive
- #474 - Do The Math
- #473 - Hazel's Family Secrets
- #472 - Best Seat In The House
- #471 - Home Meh Home
- Thanksgiving Filler! The Metal Turkey! Pre-Turkey Day 2013!
- #470 - Mo-Hell
- #469 - Unexpected Midnight Visitors
- #468 - Rest Assured
- #467 - Mandatory Pit Stop
- #466 - Ivywild
- #465 - A Caffeinated Calamity
- #464 - Uncaffeinated Urgency
- #463 - Things That Go Blurgh In The Night
- #462 - Recoiling In Horror
- #461 - A Shot In The Dark
- #460 - Ready To Rumble!
- #459 - Tastes Like Silence
- #458 - Obviously Fine
- #457 - Dave Apparently
- #456 - Stalled
- #455 - They Do!
- #454 - Mistaken Hairdentity
- #453 - Shoeless Scene Stealer
- #452 - Swing It!
- #451 - Wigging Out
- #450 - Hair Today, Gone Today
- #449 - Everybody Knows
- #448 - Grapes ≠ Sexy
- #447 - Childhood Abandonment
- #446 - To Sleep: Perchance To Eat?
- #445 - Turn, Turn, Turn Around
- #444 - Nurse Helga
- #443 - An Awkward New Position
- #442 - They Really Are Off!
- #441 - And They're Off?
- #440 - Murphy's Law Strikes Again
- #439 - Almost Alone
- #438 - Zip It Good
- #437 - Same Date, Different Views
- #436 - Nickel Bra Night
- #435 - Oh Chute!
- #434 - Barefoot In My Mouth
- #433 - Like a Cherry
- #432 - The Blankenship Foundation
- #431 - Donuts to Dollars
- #430 - Favors
- #429 - WT(R)F? *** NSFW ***
- #428 - Chateau Mitchell
- Filler Strip - Germy: The Standoff
- #427 - Where To Go From Here
- #426 - Extinguished
- Pre-Turkey Day 2012
- #425 - Silver Linings
- #424 - Cat's What's Next
- #423 - Strongly Worded
- #422 - Late Dinner It Is
- #421 - Hate Bait
- #420 - Mystery Date
- #419 - LMAO
- #418 - Tickle Me Quinn
- Filler Strip starring Hazel Blankenship
- #417 - Hippie Bashing
- #416 - Preparing For WWC
- #415 - Stick To The Story
- #414 - Brace Yourselves
- #413 - Saved By a Smooch
- #412 - Not So Secret Chaperone
- #411 - Incog-Not-O
- #410 - Spy Buddies
- The future of Rule of Three (and some other rambly thoughts on my mind)
- Filler Strip - Too Tired For a Real Strip
- #409 - Blonde Alert
- #408 - A Cart Full Of Ideas
- Quality Time With Buddha - Part 3
- #407 - Show Them The Light (Bulbs)
- #406 - Girls As Boys As Girls
- #405 - Disguise The Limit
- #404 - Crazy Is As Crazy Does
- #403 - So Many Frogs, Not Enough Princes
- #402 - Pickin' Goobers
- #401 - Speculation Isolation
- #400 - Over and Done
- #399 - There You Are
- #398 - Mindless Kissing
- #397 - Admit Nothing
- #396 - They're Up To Something
- #395 - Onto The Couch
- #394 - Coincidence?
- #393 - Willing Widow
- #392 - A Sight For Sore Eyes
- #391 - Special Delivery
- Quality Time With Buddha - Part 2
- #390 - Otto-Matic Weapon
- #389 - Secret Helpers
- #388 - Career Opportunities?
- #387 - When It Rains It Pours
- Quality Time With Buddha - Part 1
- #386 - The Cute Test
- #385 - The Kid Has a Future
- #384 - Furball Oddballs
- #383 - The Inside Scoop
- #382 - Almost Prepared
- #381 - Strategic Procrastination?
- #380 - Screening Your Future
- #379 - Better Than Same
- #378 - What Does Hel-Cat Do All Day?
- #377 - Business as Usual
- #376 - I Hope They Have a Manual For This
- #375 - The Easiest Way Is The Hardest
- #374 - Parental Stock Reply
- #373 - Comfort Only Mom Can Give
- #372 - A Plush Hideout
- #371 - Don't Ask
- #370 - Mount St. Katerli
- #369 - Not That Bored
- #368 - Oh No He Di'int!
- #367 - (Not Very) Positive Identification
- #366 - I Say Potato, You Say Petunia
- #365 - Home Sweet Home Invasion
- #364 - The Keys to Drinking Properly
- #363 - Undetected Disinterest
- #362 - Hearing Is Deceiving
- #361 - Look Who's Farting
- #360 - A Moment of Solitude
- #359 - A Recipe For Innocence
- #358 - The Milkshake Thickens
- #357 - Fighting Dirty
- Filler Strip - Germy Brain Attack?
- #356 - The Story Continues, I Promise
- #355 - Don't Mess With Mama Hel-Cat
- #354 - Under and Overthinking Things
- #353 - Beyond The Chart
- #352 - The Number of the Bast
- #351 - If I Knew What I Know I Would Have Known
- #350 - That Explains It
- #349 - Don't Even Purr
- #348 - Some Things to Consider
- #347 - Lust In Thought
- #346 - Not Cool, Dog
- #345 - Dick Van Dyke Style
- #344 - Dogs In The Wind
- #343 - Once Upon a Donation
- #342 - Beware of the Concetta
- #341 - The Lovely Burn
- #340 - Bad Chemistry
- #339 - Stone Mitchell, Come On Down!
- #338 - Behind The Shades
- #337 - Powerful Words
- #336 - If You Want to Play, Watch What You Say
- #335 - In and Out of the Mouths of Babes
- #334 - Absinthe Minded
- #333 - 99 Bottles of Booze In The Bag
- #332 - Whoosh!!!
- #331 - Just Like Home
- #330 - Calendar Chick
- #329 - Favor Begets Favor
- #328 - The Up-Shot
- #327 - Mowin' Down The Lawn
- #326 - Internal Damage
- #325 - Hunkering Down
- Filler Strip - A Very Germy New Year
- Filler Strip - I'll Deck Your Halls
- #324 - How Do You Hippie? Let Me Count The Ways...
- #323 - A Hippie By Any Other Name...
- #322 - Sympathy For The Detective
- #321 - Lack of Communication
- #320 - Not Ivy
- #319 - Say What?
- #318 - Has More To Say
- #317 - Shutter To Think
- #316 - Over Their Heads
- #315 - Time To Fly
- #314 - Act Now And We'll Throw In...
- #313 - A Real Tool
- #312 - Just Like Old Times
- Filler Strip - Toil And Trouble Etc...
- Filler Strip – Floyd O’Lantern?
- Filler Strip – Hallowgiving? 2010!
- #311 - Unspoken
- #310 - The Balls Are In Her Court
- #309 - Not Quite Bosom Buddies
- #308 - The Lesser Evil?
- #307 - When Tomorrow Hits
- #306 - Regrets, They'll Have a Few...
- #305 - Bovinity Divinity
- #304 - Alone In A Crowd
- #303 - For The Boys
- #302 - Intervention
- #301 – The Jaws of (Social) Life
- #300 – Sparta? I Don’t Think So
- #299 - The Sterling Cheeseburger Theory
- #298 - Subject To Change
- #297 - Control
- #296 - Won't Be Fooled Again
- #295 - Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are...
- #294 - Without a Trace
- #293 - First Impressions And All...
- #292 - Give 'Til It Hurts...Somebody
- #291 - Scared The Donuts Out of Me
- #290 - In Your Dreams?
- #289 - Said Too Much
- #288 - In The Dark With The Details
- #287 - The Best Date Hands Up
- #286 - Run For It
- Filler Strip - 3 Is a Magic Number
- #285 - Incorrect Suspicions
- #284 - Wearing Lunch
- #283 - Cruel To Be Kind
- #282 – I’d Rather Eat My Words
- #281 - Mexicola
- #280 - The Name Game
- #279 - I Said The Wrong Thing
- "Rule of Serenity" (aka the raffle prize drawing for CSTS)
- Filler Strip - Ran Out of Time
- #278 - Taking Care of Business
- #277 - Accused
- #276 - Girl Talk
- #275 - Manic Depression
- #274 - Alone Tonight
- #273 - Denial
- #272 - Thief
- #271 - Beholden
- #270 - Instant Karma
- #269 - Trapped In The Closet
- #268 - Oblivious
- #267 - Just Had A Feeling
- #266 - What's The Matter With Her?
- #265 - ...And Then We Met The Locals
- #264 - Girls Are Such A Drag
- #263 - Little Miss Obsessive
- #262 - Arrested By You
- #261 - Plagued By Images
- #260 - Dirty Pictures
- #259 - Meeting With A Lunatic
- #258 - Time To Change
- #257 - Not Good Enough
- #256 - Viking Man
- #255 - I Can't Quite Understand
- #254 - Everyone I Love Is Dead
- #253 - Everything Dies
- #252 - Jesus Beater
- #251 - Jeremy
- Filler Strip - Tundra Ho!
- Filler Strip - Adventures of Germy 2010
- #250 - The Boys Are Back
- #249 - Make a Choice
- #248 - Institutionalized
- Filler Strip - Blue Screen of Death
- #247 - Choke Sermon
- #246 - Add Injury To Insult
- #245 - A Fine Fish In The Sea
- #244 - Out of the Trash
- #243 - Shame
- #242 - To Live Is To Hide
- #241 - Fixing Her Hair
- #240 - Priorities Fall
- #239 - I Don't Want To Go Back
- #238 - I Remember You
- #237 - Under My Hat
- #236 - All Things New
- #235 - Where To Go?
- #234 - She's Back
- #233 – Three Weeks Later
- #232 - Abducted Again
- #231 - Up, Up and Away
- #230 - What's My Age Again?
- #229 - The Wrong Number
- Guest Strip - By Michiewah (2)
- Filler Strip - Thanksgiving 2009
- #228 - Our Truth
- #227 - The Party's Over
- #226 - Back In Baby's Arms
- #225 - A Fine Example
- #224 - In The Morning
- #223 - The Wall
- #222 - All The Wild Things Come Out At Night
- #221 - Strange Bedfellows
- #220 - Something In The Way
- #219 - Throw
- #218 - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
- #217 - Makin' a Mess
- #216 – Go For It!
- #215 - What's Love Got To Do With It?
- #214 - Weirdo
- #213 - Old Habits Die Hard
- #212 - Broken Man
- #211 - Big Fake Out
- Filler Strip - Private Dancer
- #210 - Hot and Bothered
- #209 - Underwear
- #208 - Screwed
- #207 – Talking Trash
- #206 – While You Were Sleeping
- #205 - Photograph
- #204 - Knocked Out
- #203 - We Are Family
- #202 - Hello
- #201 - Sex and Religion
- #200 - Toxic
- #199 - Under The Table
- #198 - Blood, Sex and Booze
- #197 - Tantric (Lewd Interlewd)
- #196 – Rooster
- Filler Strip - Has It Been Two Years Already?
- Guest Strip - By Michiewah
- #195 - Disappear
- #194 - Lucy
- #193 - Thanks A Lot
- #192 - Good Intentions, Bad Receptions
- #191 - Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing
- #190 - Accidentally On Purpose
- #189 - Sex On Wheels
- #188 - Hell On Wheels
- #187 - Hell On High Heels
- So Much For The Afterglow (A Tribute to Rob)
- #186 - Good Sport
- #185 - The Ties That Bind
- #184 - Mystery Man
- #183 - London
- #182 - What Did I Do Last Night
- #181 - The Message
- #180 - Staying Home Tonight
- #179 - Serenity
- #178 - Lunch First, Then War
- #177 - The Impatient Will Suffer
- #176 - Buried
- #175 - Get Out Alive
- #174 - Are You Afraid
- #173 - Too Darn Hot
- #172 - Crazy Cat
- #171 - Good Riddance!!
- #170 - Spreading Like a Virus
- #169 - Confrontation
- #168 - Madhouse
- #167 - Make Up Your Mind
- #166 - Something's Missing
- #165 - Hypocrite
- #164 - Stressed Out
- #163 - Feed The Raccoon
- #162 - Hiding In The Dark
- #161 - Fooled Again (I Don't Like It)
- #160 - If The Walls Could Talk
- #159 - Beaten to The Punch
- #158 - Shit Can Happen
- #157 - Lookin' For a Job
- #156 - Shut Me Up!
- #155 - Cut My Hair
- #154 - My Eyes Burn
- Filler Strip - Making Me Sick
- #153 - Bad Choice
- #152 - Itch
- #151 - OK Time For Plan B
- #150 - Psycho Blonde
- #149 - Stiff Competition
- #148 - There's Hope
- #147 - Bad News
- #146 - Last Chance
- #145 - Squash That Fly
- #144 - Help Me Out, Hook Me Up
- #143 - Oh Buddha
- #142 - Ignoring The Obvious
- #141 - Bartender
- Filler Strip: BetaPwned guest strip Part 2
- Filler Strip: BetaPwned guest strip Part 1
- The Rule of Three 2008 Holiday Spectacular!
- Filler Strip - Times Like This guest strip
- #140 - If I Only Knew
- #139 - Big Distraction
- #138 - Shitlist
- #137 - The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret
- #136 - What Kind of Shape Are You In?
- #135 - Physical
- #134 - Dude Looks Like a Lady
- #133 - Went Too Far (Foot In My Mouth)
- #132 - Escape
- #131 - Slam
- Guest Strip by Heather aka "The Real Hazel"
- Guest Strip by Mikki "The Real Ivy"
- Guest Strip by Michael Moreno (aka Mac L Pirata)
- Guest Strip by Thomas Overbeck
- Filler Strip - Bridezilla 2008!
- #130 - In A Darkened Room
- #129 - Flirtin' With Disaster
- #128 - So Much For The Fourth Wall
- #127 - Watch Out
- #126 - Because, It's Midnite (Heart of a Lion)
- #125 - Get 'Em Outta Here
- #124 - 1985
- #123 - Nobody Rides For Free
- #122 - Free Ride
- #121 - Closing Time
- #120 - Panic
- #119 - Permanent Vacation
- #118 - Payback's A Bitch
- #117 - It's About Time
- #116 - Spit
- #115 - Crash Into Me
- #114 - I Awake
- #113 - Take A Picture
- #112 - Hung Out To Dry
- #111 - Five Minutes Alone
- #110 - Disconnected
- #109 - Never Change
- #108 - Bang & Blame
- #107 - Mr. Integrity
- #106 - Til The Wheels Fall Off
- #105 - Asshole
- #104 - Feed Me
- #103 - Hard Pig
- #102 - Bitch
- #101 - (She's A) Mystery
- #100 - The Reason
- #99 - God Says No
- #98 - Background For Ivy
- #97 - Don't Keep Me Wondering
- #96 - Hard To Explain
- Filler Strip #5 - Drowning in Paperwork
- #95 - Only A Suggestion
- #94 - Bad Timing
- #93 - Would I Lie To You
- #92 - Rescue Me
- #91 - Make A Move
- #90 - Paranoid
- #89 - Not What It Seems
- #88 - Barbie Girl
- #87 - Breakin' The Law
- #86 - Easy
- #85 - I Want Candy
- #84 - Bad Idea
- #83 - Gettin' Better
- #82 - Stench
- #81 - Banshee's Wail
- #80 - Erotic Nightmares
- #79 - Big Deal
- #78 - A Dish Best Served Coldly
- #77 - Ode To Clarissa
- #76 - Welcome Home
- #75 - Losing Keys
- #74 - I Can't Remember
- #73 - We
- #72 - Please Don't Tease
- #71 - Devoted
- #70 - April Fool
- #69 - Naughty Naughty
- #68 - Slipped Her The Big One
- #67 - Time Is Mine
- #66 - Sad But True
- #65 - Bonehead
- #64 - Little Green Men
- #63 - Get Ugly
- #62 - Evil (Is Going On)
- #61 - I Keep Forgetting
- #60 - Annoying
- #59 - Click Click Boom
- #58 - My Hero
- #57 - Underdog
- #56 - Deep Cut
- #55 - Daughter
- #54 - Movin' Out
- #53 - Evil Woman
- #52 - Christian Woman
- #51 - Shout At The Devil
- #50 - Burn The Witch
- #49 - Unholy
- #48 - Dark Secrets
- #47 - Don’t Believe
- #46 - Five O’Clock In The Morning
- #45 - Back In Time
- #44 - Self Destruction
- Filler #04
- #43 - Trance Awake
- #42 - Dirty Frank
- #41 - Catch-22
- #40b - Rock Lobster pt.2
- #40a - Rock Lobster pt.1
- #39 - You Got Another Thing Comin'
- #38 - Devil In Disguise
- #37 - Beg
- #36 - She Hates Me
- #35 - H
- #34 - Unbelievable
- #33 - Go To Sleep
- #32 - Crawling in the dark
- #31 - You think I ain't worth a dollar but I feel like a millionaire
- #30 - Monster mash
- Filler #03
- Filler #02
- Filler #01
- #29 - Painted Smiling Faces
- #28 - Homage to Homestar
- #27 - Man In The Box
- #26 - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
- #25b - Got Me Wrong pt.2
- #25a - Got Me Wrong pt.1
- #24b - Nowhere to Run pt.2
- #24a - Nowhere to Run pt 1.
- #23 - Sucks
- #22b - Lucky pt.2
- #22a - Lucky pt.1
- #21 - No Excuses
- #20 - The Gambler
- #19 - Get The Fuck Out
- #18 - The Warmth
- #17b - Tequila Sundae... well almost pt.2
- #17a - Tequila Sundae... well almost pt.1
- #16b - Ramble On pt.2
- #16a - Ramble On pt.1
- #15 - Daydream Believer
- #14b - Get In The Ring pt.2
- #14a - Get In The Ring pt.1
- #13 - Home Sweet Home
- #12b - Can't Have You Blues pt.2
- #12a - Can't Have You Blues pt.1
- #11b - Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity pt. 2
- #11a - Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity pt. 1
- #10 - Heaven's A Lie
- #9 - What I See
- #8 - Dr. Feelgood
- #7b - Creep pt.2
- #7a - Creep pt.1
- #6 - I'm Broken
- #5 - The Bitch Is Back
- #4 - Gimme Three Steps
- #3 - All By Myself
- #2 - Not the one
- #1 - Beginning of What`s About to Happen
- Just a Test...
Guest Strip by Mikki "The Real Ivy"
Rule_of_Three on Nov. 9, 2008
The guest strips continue! Tonight's contribution is brought to you by Mikki, known better to many of you out there as “the real Ivy”. Looks like Concetta's craziness started early for Ivy :( And scarily enough, as written above, this is a true story. Poor Mikki. However, I haven't portrayed Concetta as disturbingly as Mikki has described her mom to me. But that will likely change the more I use her.
machinehead at 5:45PM, Nov. 12, 2008
Ha ha I don't have a cookie but I have raided the jar a few times. ha ha.
dragonrider at 6:53PM, Nov. 10, 2008
The cookie monster, that had to create some very, very confusing signals for a 4 year old girl, with Sesame St.