Rule 1 + Rule 2

Zheror on May 7, 2007

Rules one and Rule two.


Oh yeah. I always follow this rule, since it just makes sense.

“Your enemy has spotted you, drawn his knife, and is ready to engage in a fierce battle.

It will take the quickest of reflexes to draw your knife in time and claim your enemy's tags.

So instead…

Shoot him in the face with your shotgun.”